Sub-Genres, Oh Boy

As long as there’s been music, there’s been jackasses who are picky about it (hiya!), and as long as there has been music, there have been people fighting over labeling it, and which way is the “correct” way. I am, of course, talking about genres.

On the first level, genres are easy as shit. Rock, Metal, Punk, Hip-Hop, R&B, Rap, Pop, Jazz, Country, Classical…in most places there’s not a lot of room for misinterpretation. Sometimes there’s cross-over and you get things like pop-country, or rap-rock, but even then things are pretty clear. I mean, let’s face it, no one is going to call The Ramones metal or think that Jay-Z is R&B.

Then you get to sub-genres, and things started devolving pretty quickly. I think the main problem with sub-genres is how freaking many of them there are, how specific some of them can get, and the, let’s be honest, arbitrary traits assigned to them. Look at grunge, for example. The sub-genre’s defined by a location, a time, an aesthetic, and then finally sonic similarities. Are Stone Temple Pilots grunge? Sure, they sound like Pearl Jam (boy, do they ever), but they aren’t from Seattle, which as silly as it sounds, is used as a legitimate reason for snobs to call them the more general “alt-rock” than grunge.

To look at the confusion of sub-genres a different way, you can see how a band can fall into a whole bunch of categories depending on how you want to classify them. For this example, I’m going to use Belle and Sebastian. What banner are they going to be found under at FYE? Pop/Rock. What would you call them to your friend’s dad? Alternative. What do you call them to a friend who knows a little about music? Indie. What if they know a little more? Indie pop. And at the very core? Twee. So just in one band, there’s five levels on which you can classify them.

And those levels are another headache for sub-genres because then it basically comes down to how big of a prick you want to be about it. Do you want a broad-spectrum classification, or something very niche? For ease of organization (and your own ego), being super-specific might be useful, but then what if down the road you can’t remember what genre you put Interpol under? “Oh shit! Are they under rock? No…Alternative rock? Fuck, that’s a bunch of 90s bands! Indie? Nope, not there! Oh, ok, it’s under post-punk revival, whew”. Reminds me, what the fuck is post-punk?

Which brings me to the final wall banger with sub-genres: there’s no universal system for them, meaning that they aren’t always the best way to communicate. I can tell one of my best friends that Loveless by My Bloody Valentine is the best shoegaze album that will ever exist, but if she doesn’t know what shoegaze is, then the whole thing is lost on her. And thanks to the nebulous, arbitrary, and occasionally redundant nature of conflicting subgenres, fans of one might be hostile towards those of another (direct quote from Last.fm’s page on post-punk revival: “Powerword: Indie rock. You guys are listening to indie rock, because assholes complain that indie is not a genre of music”).

At the end of the day, it’s all about compromise and finding that happy middle. Sure, there’s a lot of subgenres and they can be awfully specific, but for me the objective is to find that sweet spot between giving people a good idea about what they’re listening to while not relying on too much in the way of music knowledge.

Or hell, just call it “good music” and “bad music”, either way.

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Radio Rant: Maroon 5 – Misery

*Note: Starting next week there’s going to be a small schedule change. Radio Rantss are going to be Monday/Tuesday while reviews are being bumped to Wednesday-Thursday. That is all.

Radio Rants, RantingAboutMusic’s foreign exchange program! …yeah, still working on an intro for these, I’m sorry. Well, I’ve looked at threeish pop songs, two rap songs…now what?

Ok, sure. Maroon F–Wait, what? Maroon 5? The band that did “She Will Be Loved” and that one song from 2007? They’re…they’re still around? Well, alright.

The main reason I jumped at this song and not anything else is that right now we’re basically in a radio dead zone. It’s mid-August, which means that the summer mentality is ending, so the selected ten overplayed songs of the summer are on their way out. And in the meantime, nothing has really replaced them, so we’re stuck in some sort of in-between where there’s nothing that great out there. But I’m getting off course.

Maroon 5 came out of nowhere in 2003/2004 with a few hit singles that were good enough, but once you heard one, nothing else the band did would surprise you. After these songs ran their course, the band quietly disappeared from popularity. In 2007 they did the exact same thing, and are back with a new song, which will probably start the same chain.

So, “Misery”. After opening with a few clean guitar/synth jabs and some of the usual “sissy-passed-off-as-seductive” vocals of Adam Levine, I suspected something about this new song. After a full listen or two, I was able to confirm my suspicions. You remember “This Love”? You know, Maroon 5’s second single and first giant-ass hit? The kinda catchy one with the white boy funky beat and the “this girl is blue-balling me” lyrics?

Yeah, they rewrote that, and it lost its shine the second time around. If I didn’t care about getting my usual word count, we could just end here. But, since I’m about two hundred short of my usual, we’re gonna keep at it.

The music keeps things pretty minor during the verse, and the lyrics back it up in their own hackneyed, cliche way. “So scared of breaking it/That you won’t let it bend” hoo boy, look at that innuendo! Although as to why Levine would want to bend his manly bits (must…resist…falsetto joke) is a mystery to me. Ah well.

Chorus time, and things get major in a hurry, but the lyrics stay kinda “dark”. “I am in misery/There ain’t nobody who can comfort me/Why won’t you answer me?/The silence is slowly killing me” in the most upbeat way possible. The melody here isn’t bad, but there’s a whole other problem I see. It’s pretty clear to me. It puts me in misery.

Hey, look at that. I just found two words that rhymed with “misery”. Which is apparently more than Maroon 5 can muster, because they rhyme “me” with “me” with “me” in the freaking chorus. Ok, lesson in cheating in songwriting, if you have to rhyme a word with itself, bury it somewhere that no one will find it, like the second verse, you don’t put it in the chorus where it’s going to get sung over and over again. That’s just telling people you did a bad job. And the lyrics here are a complete workout in tired cliches and painful rhymes everywhere, not just the chorus. And I talk about the lyrics because the music is standard Maroon 5 stuff: basic pop rock with a “So You Want to Play Funk!” beginner’s book riff, nothing special.

At the start, I asked “These guys are still around?” Now my question is “How?”

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In Defense of the Album

Warning, I might go full-on into indie-snob jackass during this entry.

Alright, so through a series of early morning TV and early internet browsing, I came across the following link today. http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1645930/20100817/perry_katy.jhtml

Ok, I could sit here and bag on the article for, well, the easy targets. That all we have as this guy’s credentials is his Twitter, that the writing just isn’t that good, or that it’s on freaking MTV’s website. But you know what? I’m actually going to face this on the points that it makes. Or tries to. Alright, let’s begin.

He says: that the album is dead and that singles are the life blood of the music industry, and that we’re all going for music on phones and by song as much as possible. The Billboard charts are then very loosely referenced, and the death of the album is only a few years off.
My counter
: For conventional popular music, the single has always been the lifeblood because it is what gets the radioplay, which generates sales, etc. The album here is “dead” in the sense that mediocre artists no longer have to put 3-5 singles on an album and crank out filler on the other 8-12 songs to make money. This is why album sales have declined so much in the mainstream; how many times have you heard a great song on the radio, bought pirated the album, and realized that the only good songs are the singles? People have caught wise to this, and thanks to one-song buying, they only get the singles and avoid the crap. The album is “dying” because artists can no longer put total shit on an album, mix in some singles, and reap the benefits.

He says: this is where I started cracking up. “Who’s to say you are wrong [about the power of the long-play]? Well, I am. And so is Katy Perry.” Other direct quote, Perry’s new album Teenage Dream “may very well signify the end of the album as we know it.”

My counter: I…I don’t know where to start. According to this, Katy Perry is going to be the end of an enduring music model. Katy Perry. The woman whose two biggest hits have been 1. an ode to drunkenly (and superfluously) making out with your girlfriends and 2. An anthem to the skin-bearing, bimbo beach bitches of a certain West Coast state. You remember a minute ago how I basically said that the album highlights the weaknesses of mediocre artists who can’t make more than a few good songs amidst 8 bad ones? Katy Perry is one of those artists, and she always will be.

He says: “This is perhaps the first album in history that lends itself to the shuffle function on your iPod.”
My counter:
No, it’s not. In fact, ignoring a precious few suggestions/conventions, the general policy on track lasting has been any order you like. Take for example, Weezer’s Weezer (The Blue Album). Ignoring the first/last tracks, you could put things in any order and it’d still be 10 loaded power pop songs that wouldn’t be out of place on the radio. And hell, the “random” button has been a feature since CDs were around, so there.

Alright, enough “he said/I said”. Here is why the album won’t go out of style. The album will exist as a medium as long as there are artists who put out quality songs from beginning to end. There’s always going to be artists like Katy Perry, Train, Jason DeRulo, and Miley Cyrus who treat albums as a few singles+B-sides bundled together. And there’s going to be artists like Arcade Fire (#1 album on Billboard last week), the Dead Weather, and Gaslight Anthem who put together albums that work as cohesive units. And artists like this have been around since the dawn of popular music. And they always will. And that’s why the album will endure: artists who put out high quality albums will be rewarded. Those that don’t will not. The end.

He says: “So perhaps the best thing you can say about it [Teenage Dream] is that it’s not a particularly solid album, but it’s one heck of a greatest-hits collection.”
My counter:
Greatest hits? Dude, have you heard the title track?

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5 Important Albums From the Last Decade

Often the “best” albums won’t be the most important ones. For example, despite Sgt Peppers being a really, really good bunch of songs, at the end of the day it’ll go down in the books more for all of its innovations rather than “Fixing a Hole”. An important album is one that might not be the best out there, but for whatever reason it’s an important touchstone, and one that’ll be referenced in the future. So here’s some from the Aughties (no order).

5. The Strokes – Is This It:
Rock was in sad shape come the turn of the century. The alt-boom from the 90’s has mostly fuzzed out or been bastardized, nu-metal was in, and we had to deal with shit like Creed. Then boom, in came The Strokes with Is This It, a no-frills album that distilled elements from garage, punk, and alternative into an 11 track tour-de-cool that set the template for 00’s rock. Often copied and never replicated, Is This It is something like a the 00’s Nevermind; a record with influence a-plenty that’s gone on to inspire kids to pick up guitars around the world.

4. Modest Mouse – Good New For People Who Love Bad News
“Indie Rock” as a nebulous genre broke into the mainstream in a way not unlike Alt Rock did the 90’s. And Modest Mouse’s 4th album Good New For People Who Love Bad News, with its  jangly guitars, Issac Brock’s idiosyncratic “can sound like ten people in five songs” vocals, generally off-kilter manner, and vaguely arty album art is the poster child for indie. Sure, The Moon & Antarctica is the better album, but on Good News the Mouse finally became accessible for more than hipster kids that wanted to sound smart; everyone could singalong to a song like “Float On”. The mix of being ostensibly indie while being accessible make Good News something great to hear.

3.Green Day – American Idiot
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bigger second wind than the one Green Day got in 2004 with American Idiot. After the shaky commercial performance of love it or hate it Warning, Billie Joe Armstrong and co. came back with a sprawling, ambitious, (at times) genre-jumping behemoth of an album that won over critics and fans alike. Their timing couldn’t have been better either; the overtly-punk and anti-establishment American Idiot‘s 2004 release came when America was just starting to nurse the post-9/11 patriotism hangover and start questioning Bush’s actions in Iraq. And on top of all this, it was a great album anyway.

2. Lady Gaga- The Fame/The Fame Monster
Yeah, I know, technically two albums, but as a unit The Fame/Monster did one thing: took Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta Lady Gaga from a New York art scene brat to the biggest pop star the world has seen since, say, Madonna. My personal feelings for Gaga aside, you can’t ignore her. Songs like “Poker Face” and “Bad Romance” reach out and grab the listener, something that you didn’t see in a lot of end-decade chart toppers. While I’m tired of the hard-on the public has for Lady Gaga, her and her songs are here to stay, and the impact she’s made has already established her as a key figure in Aughties pop.

1. Radiohead – In Rainbows
“Pay what you want”. In a decade filled with bit torrents, P2P sharing and Napster, Radiohead found what might be the best workaround to music piracy: distribute it online, and let the people decide what to pay. Almost three years later, elements of this business plan are being used by numerous bands: free previews online, multiple payment/music packages, outright giving albums away…and it all might not of happened if not for In Rainbows.

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