So…the first Mini Mixtape of 2011. Hm…what to do it on? What’s a popular topic for songs? Sex? Sure, sex sells…but so many options. Oh, got it! Songs about that special thing you can only do alone.

The Buzzcocks – Orgasm Addict
Kind of a two-fer in that the band’s name sounds like a vibrator, and the song, well, yeah. Still, two fine minutes of punk rock.

Green Day – Longview
Going out with Rosie Palms so often that she might stop returning your calls has never sounded so good.

The Dresden Dolls – Coin-Operated Boy
Perhaps more subtle than the last two, but every bit as fun. And you can even waltz to it if you’d like! But please, pants stay on.

Lady Gaga – So Happy I Could Die
The always over the top Gaga takes “loving yourself” to new heights. But damn if it ain’t catchy.