Album Review: Kanye West – My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

It seems to be redundant to review an album after it’s already topped several “Album of the Year” charts (Stereogum, Rolling Stone, Spin, and, as I just read, The A.V. Club), but what the hell, I don’t have anything else readily available.

On all accounts, My Beautiful Twist…wait, My Dark and Beautif, goddammit, that’s not right either, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy should have been a disaster. Kanye’s last album, the frigid 808’s & Heartbreak turned a lot of people off, then there was that whole VMA thing, and last month Matt Lauer thought it’d be fun to pick up the Bush/Katrina/racism thing long past the point of anyone caring. Combine that public pressure with Kanye’s maximalist mentality, and we could be listening to an overstuffed disaster.

Instead, we got an overstuffed masterpiece. MBDTF is as massive as its title suggests; tasteful samples, Auto-Tune choirs, an ensemble of guest performers (on one song, mind you), opulent production, and a three minute vocoder solo all find their way onto one of the most ambitious albums of 2010. Kanye and cast pulled out all the stops for this one; there’s not a low-ambition moment from opener “Dark Fantasy” to the Gil Scott-Heron speech of “Who Will Survive in America”. Were it not for Kanye’s artistic savvy, Fantasy would fall flat on its face.

Look at the collaborations. Kid Cudi sounds awake on “Gorgeous” and contributes a slow and steady chorus to back some of Kanye’s most furious rapping, and both are better as a result (as is Raekwon’s verse). John Legend and, I kid you not, Chris Rock contribute to “Blame Game”; a song that inspires both tears and laughs in the same minute. More impressively there’s “Monster”, where Nicki Minaj gives her best performance and upstages a host of collaborators, Bon Iver, Kanye, and Jay-Z among them. “All of the Lights” is an unquestioned high point on an album filled with them: the production is solid, Kanye is on fire, and his supporting cast (including Rihanna, Elton John, Alicia Keys, and Kid Cudi, and that’s not half of it) put in a great performance.

But this is very much Kanye’s show. He was at the helm of Fantasy‘s production, and truly nothing was off limits. The orchestral interlude before “All of the Lights” is a pretentious idea made enjoyable in execution, and when some of those elements come back in the proper song, the result is epic. “POWER” is nearly five minutes of pump-up punctured with stabs of a King Crimson sample, and “So Appalled”‘s dark production mimics the “SMH” tone conveyed in its lyrics. And a big reason that My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is a bombastic success is that Kanye West knows who Kanye West is. He’s the type of guy who justifies having a nine minute long song “Runaway”, and the Michael Jackson-esque 35 minute long video that goes with it. And the song totally succeeds; it’s musically gorgeous, lyrically a high quality “I’m sorry”, and even the outro’s a good listen. West is so convincing and compelling throughout the whole album, too. On “POWER”, he sounds like he’s honest to God having fun, he’s a wanderer on “Lost in the World”, and “Blame Game”is more isolated and alone than anything on 808s.

As ridiculous as it was when he first tweeted it, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is the perfect title for this look inside Kanye. The music and production are breath-taking even as instrumentals. Kanye takes a good, hard look at his and some of culture’s darkest qualities, all while being at his technically best rapping. There’s a synergy of acoustic and electronic music here, and a whole lot of vocal manipulation (check the Bon Iver sample on “Lost in the World”) that wouldn’t work at all if Kanye hadn’t overreached like this. Kanye wanted Fantasy to be his Thriller, a feat that just culturally just won’t happen again. But damn if he won’t try. Five stars.

tl;dr: Five stars and one of the best albums of the year.

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Radio Rant: Katy Perry – Firework

Folks, we have a problem. I think Katy Perry wants to be considered a “serious” artist. In some promotional appearances before Teenage Dream‘s release, she said something to the effect that the album was going to be her seeing if she could “make it” as “an artist”. There was credence to that; Teenage Dream has some really stupid moments, but is backloaded with “deep” songs as well. On a singles level, Perry released the “serious” title track after the goofy “California Gurls”. And now there’s this.

Stop taking fashion cues from Bjork.

I don’t say any of this in ignorance. In fact, because of her frustratingly successful year, I’ve had to review her #1 album and both #1 singles. Well, what’s one more than while I’m at it?

Firework begins with what sounds like bells run through a synthesizer (continuing Perry’s campaign to win Most Overproduced Artist of the Year), and “I don’t know what an effective simile is” lyrics. When the first lyrics of a song are, “Do you ever feel/Like a plastic bag/Drifting through the wind/Wanting to start again?”, you know you’re in for a rough way to go. “Wanting to start again?” Start what, being held and carrying groceries?

And now we come to the prechorus an–hey, is that the string section from Jay Sean’s Down? Anyway, this part builds nicely, but one of the problems Perry had with “Teenage Dream” starts to surface again. Songs like “Waking Up in Vegas” and “Hot ‘N Cold” were great fits for her because they didn’t rely on the signer having any vocal talent. And while I wouldn’t call Katy Perry a vocally untalented hack, she’s just not capable of handling this pre-chorus and chorus.

Listen at “’cause baby you’re a firework/Come on, show them what you’re worth”. She’s getting those notes, but it is not pleasant for anyone involved. As the chorus progresses, she almost gets into clean-scream territory (aka: not good). The music here isn’t bad, just schmaltzy, like it’s ready-made to soundtrack American Idol promos.

We’re then treated to a second verse, which is more or less a rehash of the first with more bad lyrics. Not a single one of them makes sense without some terrible implications; my favorite being “Like a lighting bolt your heart will glow”. Katy, introducing a lightning bolt to a heart results in cardiac arrest, which is not a good message for a song.

Speaking of a good message, “Firework” is an interesting case because it pretends to have one while not. Can we see the chorus, please? “Cause baby you’re a firework/Come on, let your colors burst/Make’em go “oh oh oh”/You’re gonna leave them falling down-own-own” Now, on its face, I’ve heard worse messages in songs, but…to illustrate my point, here’s a video of a fireworks display. Note how long it takes one shell to shoot up, explode, and burn out.

Threeish seconds. Everything important in your life, your big statement, your big impression, should take three seconds according to Katy Perry. Everyone ooohs and aaaahs at a fireworks display, but if your hick neighbor just shoots off one, then it’s mostly out by the time you turn and look. And it’s not even like you leave a lasting impact; you’re there, you look pretty, and then fizzle out and die, leaving some smoke. So yeah, do one awesomely insignificant thing that is your sole purpose for three seconds, and then cease to exist.

Still, lyrical woes and vocal issues aside, this isn’t that bad of a song. Not my first choice of listening material, but it’s passable. In the hands of a more capable vocalist, I’m sure I’d like it a lot more, but as it is, I’ll take it.

Oh! The video. I’m not going to say much about the video as a video since there’s someone else for that, but consider this: it’s part of the It Gets Better campaign, a project started in response to the alarming number of suicides by gay teens. Now, in 2008, there was an artist who had a number one single that trivialized homosexuality, and used lesbianism for cheap shock appeal. Who was this, again?

Oh, right.

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Album Review: My Chemical Romance – Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys

My Chemical Romance has probably been the most dogged band of the past decade. 2004’s Hot Topic-tastic Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge made them a hit with the goth/emo/MySpace demographic, and no one else. Follow-up The Black Parade saw the band putting their money where their mouth was, and while it was a good album, it seemed to exhaust the band’s creativity. In 2009, there was talk of a “more punk rock” outting with rock veteran producer Brendan O’Brien doing a “no concept” record.

Well, something somewhere changed, because the name of the album is Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys, and the music video for lead single “Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)” shows MCR as The Fabulous Killjoys, a ragtag bunch of misfit freedom fighters, engaged in a ray gun battle against goons from the dystopian Better Living Industries in the desert outside of Battery City in the year 2019.

Goddammit, Gerard Way.

To be fair, this trainwreck of a concept only rears its head three times in the form of DJ interludes. These are by and large ignorable, save “Look Alive, Sunshine”, which starts the album and works really well as an intro to “Na Na Na”. And “Na Na Na” was a smart first track; it’s one of the stronger cuts on the album, and honestly, how you feel about “Na Na Na” is probably how you’ll feel about the album as a whole. It kicks off with one of the best riffs the band’s written, and the breakdown/solo is awesome.

Second song “Bulletproof Heart” only builds on the good vibes that “Na Na Na” started. A great live track in the making, “Bulletproof Heart” flirts with being a ballad, but Ray Toro’s solo and the band’s energy make it one of their better songs.

But as we get to the meat of the album, things start to get ugly. Instead of swinging for the fences like The Black Parade, Danger Days is content to be 12 tunes kicked out by a solid band (no one’s slouching instrumentally here) with some electronics added. And it works sometimes, but then there’s “SING”, an uninspired song that’s forgotten as soon as it ends, and “Planetary (GO!)”, as annoying as it is sloppy.

Fortunately, things finally pick up with the rocking “Party Poison”, and the desperately frayed “Save Yourself, I’ll Hold Them Back”. The melancholy “Scarecrow” (no, fuck that title they gave it, I’m writing it like a normal person) shows MCR doing a slow burning track, and it works really well. “Summertime” might be fairly cliche and mall punk, but there’s still something to like about it.

One of Danger Days‘s flaws is it’s bipolar nature. We go from the pretty “Summertime” to “DESTROYA”, which tries so hard to be intense and completely faceplants at it. The songs only come in two flavors: the rock and slower. After the ugly “DESTROYA”, there’s the Killers’-tinged “The Kids From Yesterday”, an ok song that’s sunk by its length. Final cut “Vampire Money” thrashes in all the right ways, but still feels like a tossed-off afterthought.

While there’s plenty to like, Danger Days has some problems as well. The production is way too polished and claustrophobic; everyone sounds slightly too loud and trying to fight over each other. Gerard Way totally fumbles on this album; gone is the poise and charisma he used on The Black Parade, and instead he’s an obnoxious, in your face brat. Danger Days also has some of his weakest, blandest lyrics. Gone are guns, cancer patients, and death, now we’re dealing with lots of “me and you”s and “let’s runaway”s. It seems like the whole band lost their focus here, and we’re given a messy but promising album instead of something of substance. Three and a half out of five.

tl;dr: Everyone will like something, but no one will love it all, three and a half stars.

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Grammy Nominees and Predictions

The nominees for the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards were announced last night. And while the Grammys are (rightly) seen as a joke, it’s fun to speculate. Below are some of the nominees for the “big” categories, and my predictions for each.

1. Record of the Year
B.o.B. feat. Bruno Mars – Nothin’ on You
Eminem feat. Rihanna – Love the Way You Lie
Cee Lo Green – Fuck You
Jay-Z feat. Alicia Keys – Empire State of Mind
Lady Antebellum – Need You Now
Prediction: A surprisingly strong list of contenders, and while I’d be thrilled if Cee-lo got it, Eminem is too much of a Grammy favorite for LtWYL to get passed up.

2. Album of the Year
Arcade Fire – The Suburbs
Eminem – Recovery
Lady Antebellum – Need You Now
Lady Gaga – The Fame Monster
Katy Perry – Teenage Dream
Prediction: Firstly, I’d love to see Arcade Fire win. Secondly, who the hell thought Teenage Dream wasn’t an ugly abomination? Thirdly, after last year’s snub, it makes sense for Gaga to walk away with this one. I’m pretty OK with that.

3. Song of the Year
Ray LaMontagne – Beg Steal or Borrow
Cee Lo Green – Fuck You
Miranda Lambert – The House that Built Me
Eminem feat. Rihanna – Love the Way You Lie
Lady Antebellum – Need You Now
Prediction: Grammy darling Eminem strikes again, but Fuck You is a much better song and went from YouTube clip to one of the year’s biggest hits without playing the industry game. But watch Miranda Lambert’s sleeping pill win.

4. Best New Artist
Justin Bieber
Drake
Florence + the Machine
Mumford & Sons
Esperana Spalding
Prediction: I refuse to acknowledge that Bieber’s in this category. I think it boils down to Drake or Florence; Drake’s had the bigger career to date, but Florence can be pigeonholed as a British Lady Gaga in that “pop singer that’s weird as fuck” way. Either one works for me, but I’d be less surprised if Drake got this one.

Best Pop Album
Justin Bieber – My World 2.0
Susan Boyle – I Dreamed a Dream
Lady Gaga – The Fame Monster
John Mayer – Battle Studies
Katy Perry – Teenage Dream
Prediction: Boyle’s got the outside chance just for The Susuan Boyle Story, but other than that, Gaga by a landslide.

Best Rock Album
Jeff Beck – Emotion and Commotion
Muse – The Resistance
Pearl Jam – Backspacer
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers – Mojo
Neil Young – Le Noise
Prediction: Backspacer is probably the strongest in the category, but I could see any of these guys winning.

Best Alternative Music Album
Arcade Fire – The Suburbs
Band of Horses – Infinite Arms
The Black Keys – Brothers
Broken Bells – Broken Bells
Vampire Weekend – Contra
Prediction: Arcade Fire comes out on top over a fairly competitive category. Also, High Violet more than deserves to be here.

Best Rap Song
Jay-Z feat. Alicia Keys – Empire State of Mind
Eminem feat. Rihanna – Love the Way You Lie
Eminem – Not Afraid
B.o.B feat. Bruno Mars – Nothin’ on You
Jay-Z feat. Swizz Beats – On To the Next One
Prediction: Slim vs. Jigga. Empire State gets close, but I gotta go with No Afraid.

Best Rap Album
B.o.b – The Adventures of Bobby Ray
Drake – Thank Me Later
Eminem – Recovery
Jay-Z – The Blueprint III
The Roots – How I Got Over
Prediction: Even though Eminem’s the favorite, Recovery’s a flawed album (weak production, too long, filler). Drake’s album was miraculously able to live up to his hype, making that my prediction (although The Roots are my choice pick).

Producer of the Year
Rob Cavollo (Paramore, Adam Lambert, Green Day)
Danger Mouse (Broken Bells, The Black Keys)
Dr. Luke (Katy Perry, Ke$ha, B.o.B)
RedOne (Lady Gaga, Usher, Enrique Iglesias)
The Smeezingtons (Travis McCoy, Cee lo Green, Bruno Mars)
Prediction: Cavollo does solid work, but being Lady Gaga’s right hand man speaks volumes for RedOne. Dr. Luke is the reason all pop sounds the same.

Best Short Form Music Video
Johnny Cash – Ain’t No Grave
Eminem feat. Rihanna – Love the Way You Lie
Gorillaz – Stylo
Cee lo Green – Fuck You
Lady Gaga – Bad Romance
Prediction: RAH RAH RA AH AH.

Tune into the Grammy Awards next February on CBS.

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