Album Review: The Hamilton Mixtape

I think about Hamilton a lot.

It’d be fair to call that catching up, since I ignored it more or less through 2015 when I started hearing about it from people I used to work with in theater. I wrote Hamilton off at the time as the newest Hot New Musical: the consciously, thoroughly modern show that’s irreverent but not too irreverent, timely without being too timely, and will spend the next year and a half being obsessed over by theater kids while getting reduced to its elevator pitch whenever it appears in popular culture (examples: “Wicked! You know, the Wicked Witch of the West, but her story!”, “The Book of Mormon! you know, Mormons, but by the South Park guys!”, and “Spring Awakening! You know, Rent but shittier!”). And, let’s just be honest, Hamilton‘s pitch–“You know, the Founding Fathers, but with hip-hop!”–inspires the worst sort of kneejerk reaction; even Daveed Diggs, who would later win a Tony for his role in the show, admits that he told director Tommy Kail point blank that it was a terrible idea when he was first approached about it. I get that; you hear “it’s a rapping musical!” and your mind immediately goes to, “I’m Alex Hamilton, and I’m here to say/The United States needs to make a treasure-ray, I said hey!”

But Diggs reversed his opinion once he actually heard Hamilton, and so do most people. The show still has its bouts of unabashed “the hippity-hop musical” corniness (“My Shot,” the start of “Alexander Hamilton”), but the rapping is mostly solid, and more importantly, so is the music. Hamilton isn’t just rap; it also has liberal doses of R&B, soul, pop, and showtunes, and top-to-bottom, it’s musically cohesive in a way that even a lot of musicals aren’t with the way it uses recurring themes and motifs. It uses them almost like samples that pop-up in different songs with different moods (I’m thinking specifically of Eliza’s “Look around”). That synthesis is what makes Hamilton so distinct: its musical and hip-hop elements never feel at odds with each other. Like, take creator Lin-Manuel Miranda’s previous show In the Heights. It has rapping in it, but it skirts the line between rap and slam poetry, and the seams between the rap and showtunes elements of it show too much. Hamilton not only combines the two in a smoother way, but its rapping has honest to God flow like what you’d hear in a normal rap song.

Not to get super in the weeds about this for a second, but it feels like because of how strongly the show pulls from musical and hip-hop tradition, we don’t use the right language to always talk about Hamilton. In theater circles, shows are usually looked at as a whole (i.e. technical design, acting, choreography, etc. are all considered) while the music is seen taken for granted. The show’s–let’s say, “highly enthused” fandom exists almost entirely inside the theater bubble, too; people who can find a Les Mis reference blindfolded and one handed, but the Death Row one gets hit and miss responses. It’s a fandom devoted to a theater project, but one that’s conspicuously written by an old head; most of draws its inspiration from ’90s rap with the slightest toe touch into the ’00s. But, even if Hamilton‘s music goes unremarked upon with the theater crowd, it’s still in better standing there than it is with popular music writing, which treats it with bemusement at best (Pitchfork’s review of the OBRC is astonished that these showtunes sound like showtunes, and openly laments the lack of radio bangers–no, I’m not kidding) to flat dismissal or snide hostility at worst. It’s like as soon as Hamilton gets tagged as musical, it’s regulated to the cheesy hell of Cats, which would be like writing off indie rock wholesale as “sounds like Pavement.”

I think about this weird, cultural blind spot whenever The Hamilton Mixtape comes up. At least intellectually, this tape attempts to de-theaterify Hamilton: it’s a hodgepodge of material ranging from fully formed covers to remixes to interludes to demos that’s supposed to replicate the loose feel of a mixtape. There’s nary a Broadway star in sight; the covers pull from pop artists (and Jimmy Fallon) while the remixes showcase East Coast veterans and underground rappers. And, like a mixtape, it is very, very long. Of course, the reality is that The Hamilton Mixtape isn’t young, scrappy, and hungry, but the end product of a fleet of professionals, but still, everyone sounds ready to play.

Setting aside my theater kid hat for a second and keeping my criticism one on, The Hamilton Mixtape has to come with the disclaimer that it won’t change your life, or likely your opinion of the show. If you’ve already tried Hamilton and decided it isn’t your thing, then hearing Andra Day sang on “Burn” probably isn’t going to convert you. If you’re new to the show, or considered listening to it, then I could see the tape being a good way to test the waters since the covers (the majority of the songs here) are faithful to a fault, although you’re missing out on the showstopper moments. For the Hamilton obsessives, the primary appeal is in the unreleased songs, demos, and the remixes that function as the DVD extras to the soundtrack, or the untitled, unmastered to the cast recording’s To Pimp a Butterfly.

A solid half of The Hamilton Mixtape consists of covers that range from “mostly fine” to “good when you’ve worn out the original.” The covers roster is full of artists like John Legend, Sia, Miguel, Ashanti, Alicia Keys, Kelly Clarkson, and Andra Day–industry types who reliably provide the 4th or 5th best performance at award show ceremonies. Sia, Miguel, and Queen Latifah’s “Satisfied” is a keeper for Latifah and Miguel’s playfulness and how the song is a bizarrely good fit for Sia’s brand of over-enunciation, and Ashanti and Ja Rule are a fitting match for the mid’00s pop-inflected “Helpless.” The most pleasant surprise is Jimmy Fallon and The Roots’ not-terrible “You’ll Be Back,” which takes King George’s ode to his colonies from merely Beatles-esque to full-blown Magical Mystery Tour deadringer. These are mostly one or two character songs (imagine the logistic nightmare of coordinating something like “Yorktown”), and the out of order nature means each song gets to be its own standalone instead of getting glossed over on the way to the next ensemble number (looking at you, “That Would Be Enough” and “History Has Its Eyes On You”). Still, they won’t replace anyone’s opinion on the originals.

Hamilton has a whopping 46 songs, and that’s after some hard cuts, some of which appear on The Hamilton Mixtape. Miranda’s original demos for “Valley Forge” and “Cabinet Battle #3” appear in their original form, and outtakes “No John Trumbull,” “An Open Letter,” and “Congratulations” were handed off to other artists. Black Thought and The Roots get “No John Trumbull” (originally meant as the intro to “Cabinet Battle #1,” which I only bring up so I can mention that “Cabinet Battle #1’s” beat actually bangs), while Watsky gets the slam diss “An Open Letter.” Dessa sings “Congratulations,” the Angelica Schuyler scorcher from act 2 that was understandably cut for time and pacing, but honestly is a compelling listen for how quick and how well it zips from anger to disappointment to damnation. “Cabinet Battle #3” wasn’t essential to the show, but boasts some fun rhyming in its first verse. Who knows how many more demos and outtakes Miranda’s sitting on, but based on what’s here, the eventual Hamilton: The Treasurer’s Vault boxset will be a treat.

The third category of songs on The Hamilton Mixtape is the most interesting: the remixes. On these, samples from the cast recording serve as the basis for wholly original rapped songs, akin to what Linkin Park did with Reanimation (coincidentally, Black Thought appears on both). Most everyone who appears on these tracks–Busta Rhymes, Nas, Snow Tha Product, Dave East, Common, Wiz Khalifa, Residente, etc.–raps hard through clenched teeth as if to imply “Like these theater kids know what rap is;” verses are treated like dunking contests that prize flare above all else. The vets alley-oop on “My Shot,” but damn if K’naan, Snow Tha Product, Riz MC and Residente’s multilingual pro-immigrant rap on “Immigrants” isn’t the best thing here. From Riz MC’s slippery confidence to K’naan’s struggle rap to Snow zigzagging from English to Spanish during her rapid first verse to Residente closing it all out in Spanish, everyone sounds great over a beat equal parts massive bass, marching snare, and a clever “Immigrants, we get the job done”/”Not. Yet.” sample. They’re varied, from the dour “Wrote My Way Out” with Nas, David East, and Lin-Manuel Miranda himself to Wiz Khalifa’s airy “Washingtons On Your Side” (somehow not the strangest thing he’s done this year), and I realize I’m part of the small target demo on this, but fuck it, I’d hear more.

While it’s just okay as a listen, The Hamilton Mixtape serves as tangible proof that the connection between Hamilton as a phenomenon that makes music festivals look thrifty and the music that inspired it can be used by both sides. If this project continues with more volumes, it could be fun to see the different directions it could take: have The Roots rearrange a few numbers with the cast, let Metro Boomin fiddle with “The Reynolds Pamphlet,” or remix a cabinet battle or two as East Coast vs West Coast styles. Bring someone for a cover who will run in a whole new direction (Jill Scott’s “Say Yes To This” is halfway there). Hamilton isn’t going anywhere fast, so why not try to get more radical from here; surprising Broadway is easy, popular music is harder.

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Glass Table Guys: New Albums with Bruno Mars and The Weeknd

Could you imagine telling someone from 2011 that the twerpy kid from “Grenade” and “The Lazy Song” and the dude who got famous off a mixtape with a black and white titty on the cover were going to duke it out for the hottest pop album only 5 years later? In March of that year, The Weeknd would release his first mixtape to rave reviews praising his futurist approach to genre and vices, while Mars was a pop ascendant with an innocuous throwbacky hit under his belt already and a weepy single in the top 10.

But I feel like Bruno Mars and The Weeknd are more alike than they’re not. Not only do they both specialize in decade-blending R&B/pop and owe a lot to Off the Wall, but they’re proof that music industry meritocracy still works (assuming you’re talented, attractive, lucky, etc.) Mars started as a journeyman industry songwriter/producer before he picked up some exposure of his own on other people’s hooks, and got his own career off the ground shortly afterward, while The Weeknd started on the opposite side of things as a tastemaker and fan favorite who made it to mega-stardom after a few tactical industry jobs. Either way, from inside the pop machine to infiltrating it, these guys rode a wave starting in 2014 to a ludicrously successful 2015, and are taking their pop careers one step further with their newest records.

You can’t approach 24K Magic without talking about “Uptown Funk!,” which already feels like a dividing line for Bruno Mars. Call it the lingering effects of a career birthed of Mraz-core like “Nothin’ on You,” “Billionaire,” and “Just the Way You Are,” but Mars always came off as a lightweight performance kid, even with sweatier, sexier material on his second album. “Uptown Funk!” is no less performative than, say, “Just the Way You Are,” but it marks the point where his best persona (cocky bandleader with slick moves who dresses like new money) became fully realized. This guy’s lurked in Mars’ DNA since his performance at the 2012 Grammys, but “Uptown Funk!” the first time he existed on a record. He’s the best fit for Mars: preening and there to party, but he’s gonna make it a really good party.

24K Magic spreads those good times out over its 9 songs in 33 minutes. The album wisely reprises “Uptown Funk!” only with its opening track–because why wouldn’t you re-up just once?–otherwise, the connection is the shared “Don’t believe me, just watch” swagger that permeates the whole record. This is Mars’ most fun album, a hits-only Hall of Fame for ’80s and ’90s R&B with callbacks to plasticky soul (“Chunky”), Boyz II Men balladry (“Versace on the Floor”), and Bobby Brown New Jack Swing (“Finesse”) among others. It’s one of those albums where every song sticks out on the first listen, and most everything save “Straight Up and Down,” which is a little too fussed over, could be a single.

One cause for concern with “24K Magic” is that it doesn’t share Unorthodox Jukebox‘s unerring arranging. As a song, it’s fun and loose sounds like doing a line off a Random Access Memories jewel case, but it’s not as lockstep or ingenious as “Locked Out of Heaven.” Thankfully, the rest of the album’s jam tracks are more sophisticated, and 24K Magic really shines on the ballads. “Versace on the Floor” builds an intricate melody over a dozen different chords in its first minute alone, before letting everything gracefully fall like its title, and then there’s still a gloriously over the top guitar solo and a subtle key change to go. Even more extravagant and more successful is closer “Too Good To Say Goodbye,” which shoots for the moon on overwriting and overarranging, but Mars sings the fuck out of it. It’s a every excessive ‘90s ballad you’ve heard, but together, and fantastic.

What makes 24K Magic more than just garden variety luxury pop (not since Watch the Throne has an album been this impressed by its own thread count) is how dedicated Mars is to his schtick. He’s in that Off The Wall zone where sure, these are surface songs asking you to get on the floor and loosen them shoulders up, but they’re performed by someone leaping head first into them. Like OTW, the impersonal approach here goes in the album’s favor because the focus is on making the songs themselves snap as much as possible instead of getting inside the artist’s head or anything. It makes something like “That’s What I Like” even goofier and more enjoyable, and nullifies the ickiness of “Calling All My Lovelies,” whose “Grenade”-ian  meanness (“Since you ain’t thinkin’ of me/Look what you’re making me do”) is tempered somewhat by the silly reveal that this all started with a Halle Berry voicemail curve; the whole thing’s revealed as playacting. Bruno Mars is a smart dude, and even if he isn’t making smart music, he’s sharper than most at getting every champagne drop of happiness out of what he does.

Mars defended his choice to keep 24K Magic to 9 songs, saying “If I can’t pull you in with nine songs, I’m not gonna pull you in with 19!” That quote says a lot about his headspace, but it’s also a damning argument against The Weeknd’s Starboy. Starboy comes a year after The Weeknd (Abel Tesfaye)’s breakout record Beauty Behind the Madness, a murky slog of an album, albeit one with a handful of world-beating singles strapped to it. I wrote a bit about this before, but Tesfaye kind of finessed his way into a pop career by deploying a (slightly) cleaned up version of his coked out party lech only in appropriate settings. And then, “The Hills” became a hit, confirming that we were fine with the real him. He was able to go from the margins to the mainstream without changing a thing.

The best and worst thing you can say about Starboy is that it won’t surprise you. It’s a Weeknd album, so it does atmosphere well for a while, has enough impressive melodies and rhythms for maybe half a dozen decent songs and threeish great ones, comes with a dangerously high filler count, mails in the lyrics, is poorly paced, and crushingly overlong. It has that thing going on where your enthusiasm sinks once you realize about a third of the way in that this initial push isn’t building toward anything rewarding, like Views or The Walking Dead. Tesfaye has his sound, and sometimes it works, but across 68 (of, if you’re rounding up, 69–aye) minutes, it becomes a party you can’t leave. Or escape.

Like other Weeknd albums, Starboy has its winning qualities. It sounds like The Weeknd going pop in a rich way: Tesfaye and his varying producers have always emphasized texture and atmosphere, and their work here is their most opulent. By comparison, even Kiss Land and the non-Max Martin parts of Beauty Behind the Madness sound like a cheap high from pills a guy who knows a guy sold you while Starboy puts the designer in designer drugs. The production highlights moves like the synthy trap-pop of “Party Monster,” which is as decadent as its subject matter and the post-punk charging “False Alarm.”

Starboy works when it shoots in a different direction, too, like the vintage soul of “Sidewalks” (produced  by Ali Shaheed Muhammad of A Tribe Called Quest) or “Secrets,” which deserves to be a hit. “Secrets” recasts a pair of New Wave samples as warbly, neurotic disco, and shows off Tesfaye’s surprisingly sensual lower register. It’s not as massive as “Can’t Feel My Face,” but people should love it. Daft Punk’s closing contribution “I Feel It Coming” sounds like the sun rising at the end of a wild night, and maybe, just maybe hints at something new for The Weeknd. It can’t come too soon; whenever Tesfaye plays into his usual drugs and sex tropes–”Reminder,” “Loves to Lay,” “Attention,” “True Colors,” “Ordinary Life,” and more all come to mind–it’s tiring, like the comedown without the hit. Once you do a song like “The Hills” where you just lay out all of your dark, twisted behavior, giving a blow-by-blow on getting road head isn’t going to register as a shock.

The issue is that The Weeknd has, of all things, an aesthetic problem. It’s not that his aesthetic is ill defined, or problematic (although it is), but that it’s too singular. Since his debut mixtape House of Balloons, Tesfaye’s aesthetic has been a hyper-specific combination of party predator mystique and R&B/hip-hop musical cross-pollination that can’t sound like anything but itself. And taken in smallish bursts, it can be fascinating, but over the course of five more full-length projects (and running times from 45 to 68 minutes, boy do I mean length), there needs to be some sort of evolution, something that Tesfaye has shown he either can’t or won’t do. Without that development, what once sounded mysterious and exciting instead sounds like caricature, and no matter how expensive it sounds, the music will go stale, too.

As it happens, Starboy features an artist on its interlude who avoided this very problem: Lana Del Rey. On last year’s Honeymoon, she was still pleading for men to be with her like she had since Born to Die, but the album was grounded in newfound self-awareness and agency. It felt like a continuation from the aesthetic she’d established; Honeymoon swirls with Old Hollywood glamour and longs for the arms of a lover, but is less helpless and more active in pursuing them. This is the version of Del Rey who shows up on “Stargirl (Interlude)” to coo about sex in the kitchen with an overmatched Tesfaye, providing a human moment to a record about robo-fucking.

If The Weeknd doesn’t take a cue from Del Rey, he can at least take one from Bruno Mars: either make a shorter album or write better songs. Despite having twice the tracks and being twice as long, 24K Magic and Starboy contain about the same number of great songs. It’s still early in the album cycle for both, and with a title song hit apiece, we’ll see who comes out ahead. Either way, we’re telling our friend from 2011 that the doof with the pompadour has not just the better pop album, but the better album overall. Bruno Mars has gone through a few different reworks and come out with his best record yet. The Weeknd is still trying to convince us he’s amazing just the way he is.

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Grammy Nominations/Predictions 2017

The Grammys’ newest tradition might just be my favorite: announce all the nominees, early in the day, and basically all at once. It’s a tacit admission that the Grammys, to an extent, know their place, and that we’re ready to yell at them for getting things wrong, we just need to know which names to put in our angry tweets/blogs. We found a plan that works.

The Grammys, too, have found a plan that works: go as popular as possible with the nominees. The Grammys upped their poptimist bend a few years back, and have re-upped on the pop-busters each year since then. This year’s Album of the Year category, for instance, is 4 pop records and one genre lark; compare that to 2013 where you’ve got fun. squaring off against Frank Ocean and Jack White. It’s not a better or worse choice, it’s just a different one, and one that seems (as the Grammys always are, somehow) duller.

Complaining that the Grammys are boring is pretty boring itself, and I’m crap at these predictions anyway, so we’re doing something different. We’re going to play a game called “Entertain Us,” where I’m not going to predict what I think will win, but what would be the most entertaining win.

Click here for the full list of nominees, and as always, the nomination window is from October 1st of last year to September 30th of this one. Let’s play “Entertain Us!”

Album Of The Year
Adele – 25
Beyoncé – Lemonade
Justin Bieber – Purpose
Drake – Views
Sturgill Simpson – A Sailor’s Guide To Earth
I honestly think that Lemonade would be the most entertaining pick here. Interest in the Bieberssiance fell off once everyone realized Purpose wasn’t good outside its singles, and rewarding Drake for Views is just letting him be lazy. Giving it to Adele would be okay, but we already saw this win when it was a surprise with 21, so it’s out. I don’t see Sturgill Simpson winning as all that compelling either, because remember when Beck won and seemed less jazzed than if he’d won free Chipotle for a month? Imagine that, but angrier looking. Beside, do you really want to see the “Beyoncé got robbed” stuff come back?

Record Of The Year
Adele – “Hello”
Beyoncé – “Formation”
Lukas Graham – “7 Years Old”
Rihanna Featuring Drake – “Work”
Twenty One Pilots – “Stressed Out”
Twenty One Pilots by a mile. I just want to see what winning in a major Grammy category and the implicit mainstream approval does to this band.

Song Of The Year
Adele – “Hello”
Beyoncé – “Formation”
Justin Bieber – “Love Yourself”
Mike Posner – “I Took A Pill In Ibiza”
Lukas Graham – “7 Years”
The dopest story here favors “Formation” but not for the reasons you’d think. I mean, yes it’s powerful and Important, but it’s also like the 8th best song on Lemonade. Rae Sremmurd’s Swae Lee is the song’s first credited writer, and coming off accusations that his own group didn’t write their stuff (it was a thing), a SOTY Grammy for writing someone else’s song would be the biggest clapback. “7 Years” still sounds like musical afterbirth, though.

Best New Artist
Kelsea Ballerini
The Chainsmokers
Chance The Rapper
Maren Morris
Anderson .Paak
Really, all of these seem like potential “Future of the industry” stories. Kelsea Ballerini is the logical conclusion of T.Swift-meets-bro-country-meets-American Idol-name-generator. .Paak is your style and era-blending polymath. Morris is proof that old-fashioned country can still hack it, while The Chainsmokers point to a future of pop music where songcraft is SEO. But it’s Chance whose already caused an industry shift, bringing the future to us.

Best Alternative Album
Bon Iver – 22, A Million
David Bowie – Blackstar
PJ Harvey – The Hope Six Demolition Project
Iggy Pop – Post Pop Depression
Radiohead – A Moon Shaped Pool
Man, I don’t know. This is a stacked category musically, but they’re all celebrated musicians making mid or late or late late career work. The only way this one makes the telecast is if Bowie gets it, so I guess it’d be entertaining to see who his estate sends up. 

Best Rap Album
Chance The Rapper – Coloring Book
De La Soul – And The Anonymous Nobody
DJ Khaled – Major Key
Drake – Views
Schoolboy Q – Blank Face LP
Kanye West – The Life Of Pablo
Serious question: what happens to the Grammy if DJ Khaled wins? Like, is he the only one who gets a trophy despite only executive producing and working on most of the tracks, or does everyone who wrote/performed/produced get one? If everyone gets one, is there a tier system where some get a full-sized trophy, others get a keychain sized one, and others get a social media copy, or do you just get a small one with your song’s name? How many does Future get? If there’s just the one trophy, does Khaled keep it, or does it get past around throughout the year? Who pays for shipping, then? Who’s most likely to lose it? Who’s most likely to say they lost it and just keep it? Does this mean YG is technically a Grammy winning artist? I have so many questions.

Best Rock Performance
Alabama Shakes – “Joe” (Live From Austin City Limits)
Beyoncé Featuring Jack White – “Don’t Hurt Yourself”
David Bowie – “Blackstar”
Disturbed – “The Sound Of Silence” (Live On Conan)
Twenty One Pilots – “Heathens”
Imagine if the Grammys just forgot what music was for a category, only you don’t have to imagine it because what the fuck happened here? The best thing that could come from this car crash of a category would be a Beyoncé win, just because all the shouts of “She’s not ever rock!” have to contend with “Don’t Hurt Yourself”‘s use of 1. Jack White, and 2. Led Zeppelin.

Best Rock Song
David Bowie – “Blackstar”
Radiohead – “Burn The Witch”
Metallica – “Hardwired”
Twenty One Pilots – “Heathens”
Highly Suspect – “My Name Is Human”
Twenty One Pilots again because I want Tyler “Two First Names” Joseph to have to reckon with his foray into the soundtrack-industrial complex beating out David Bowie’s final album at something.

Best Rap Performance
Fat Joe & Remy Ma – “All The Way Up”
Desiigner – “Panda”
Chance The Rapper Featuring 2 Chainz & Lil Wayne – “No Problem”
ScHoolBoy Q Featuring Kanye West — “THat Part”
Drake Featuring The Throne – “PopStyle”
“Entertain Us” comes down to which win would make for the most amusing story. My gut is to say “No Problem,” because it’s literally a song about waving both your fingers at the music industry. However, I have to go with “PopStyle” in the end because the version nominated is the one with Jay Z and Kanye that Drake used to promote Views before taking it off the album in favor of the Throne-less, inferior version. This was a dumb move, and Drake’s dumb moves getting underscored is one of the greatest things.

Best Rap/Sung Performance
Beyoncé Featuring Kendrick Lamar – “Freedom”
Drake – “Hotline Bling”
D.R.A.M. Featuring Lil Yachty – “Broccoli”
Kanye West Featuring Chance The Rapper, Kelly Price, Kirk Franklin & The-Dream – “Ultralight Beam”
Kanye West Featuring Rihanna – “Famous”
On “Ultralight Beam,” Chance raps about being told he has to sell an album for it to qualify as a Grammy. He then raps, confrontationally, about still choosing to make an album free and still so undeniable that it takes the fuck over (“There ain’t no part you can’t tweet”), implying that the Grammys couldn’t deny him forever. To make a long story short, they couldn’t. I think that means he won.

Best Rap Song
Fat Joe & Remy Ma – “All The Way Up”
Kanye West Featuring Rihanna – “Famous”
Drake – “Hotline Bling”
Chance The Rapper Featuring 2 Chainz & Lil Wayne – “No Problem”
Kanye West Featuring Chance The Rapper, Kelly Price, Kirk Franklin & The-Dream – “Ultralight Beam”
I mean, there’s the argument for “Ultralight Beam” you just read, and it is the best rap song of this bunch, but I’m gonna vote “Hotline Bling” because it doesn’t feature any actual rapping on it, and the Best Rap Song winner being rap-free is the most Grammys thing possible. 

Best R&B Performance
BJ The Chicago Kid – “Turnin’ Me Up”
Ro James – “Permission”
Musiq Soulchild – “I Do”
Rihanna – “Needed Me”
Solange – “Cranes In The Sky”
Is it weird if I go for “Cranes in the Sky” just because I feel like it winning dramatically ups the odds of a Solange performance at the Grammys?

Best Pop Solo Performance
Adele – “Hello”
Beyoncé – “Hold Up”
Justin Bieber – “Love Yourself”
Kelly Clarkson – “Piece By Piece (Idol Version)”
Ariana Grande – “Dangerous Woman”
I have no rooting interesting in this category. I’m gonna throw Adele, just because I’ve neglected the “Adele vs Beyoncé” storyline so far.

Best Pop Duo/Group Performance
The Chainsmokers Featuring Halsey – “Closer”
Lukas Graham – “7 Years”
Rihanna Featuring Drake – “Work”
Sia Featuring Sean Paul – “Cheap Thrills”
Twenty One Pilots – “Stressed Out”
“Cheap Thrills” in retaliation for all the times I’ve heard the Sean Paul-less version by radio stations who don’t believe in fun.

 

Best Urban Contemporary Album
Beyoncé – Lemonade
Gallant – Ology
King – We Are King
Anderson .Paak – Malibu
Rihanna – Anti
Is there a way to say “urban contemporary music” without it sounding at least a little like you’re afraid to say “black people?” It’d be fun to see someone like King win this category because Rihanna’s already won it before, and I feel like a Grammy snub is just going to make Anderson .Paak stronger.

Best Rock Album
Blink-182 – California
Cage The Elephant – Tell Me I’m Pretty
Gojira – Magma
Panic! At The Disco – Death Of A Bachelor
Weezer – Weezer
This is a video of a Tom DeLonge-having blink-182 announcing their reunion at the 2009 Grammys. This year, a Tom Delonge-less blink-182 have their first Grammy nomination ever for their first record without him. Sad!

The Grammys will air February 12th, 2017, and I will air my grievances at them shortly after.

 

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Album Review: Banks – The Altar

Subgenres: they’re useful until they’re not.

There’s this joke in Parks and Rec about different color shades (okay, it’s an old joke, but the version I’m thinking of is from Parks and Rec). Parks and Recreation employee Tom Haverford is tasked with finding an appropriately colored ribbon for Pawnee, Indiana’s memorial service in memory of miniature horse/local hero Li’l Sebastian. The foppish Tom looks over a tray of black ribbons (probably) the exact same shade, and when his tragically Midwestern coworker Gerry says they’re all black, Tom snidely identifies each ribbon’s shade by its proper name, from obsidian to “Void, by Armani,” and laughs at him for his lack of culture.

It’s an exchange that comes up whenever I think about how I categorize Banks’ subgenre: is she closer to the dark, synth-heavy, personal, clattering sound of alternative pop like Lorde; or the midnight, electronic, sensual thump of alt-R&B acts like The Weeknd or fka twigs? Like Haverford’s onyx and rolling black out, there’s a lot of common ground between the two, like the idea in some circles that they’re the bleeding edge of popular music artistry, and any artist working with these subgenres should always push them further.

Banks turns over the conventions of alt-R&B/electro-pop on The Altar more than she advances them, but does so with a hitherto unseen deftness and sense of songcraft that results in a solidly enjoyable LP. Alt-R&B in particular is supposed to be groundbreaking, but Banks almost defiantly colors inside the lines, and made a sturdy lowercase a album while doing so. Instead of the challenging structure like an Event Album, The Altar follows the vintage album format: frontloaded with fiveish songs that either are singles or could be singles (plus one that should), a cooler if still interesting enough middle section with at least one stylistic cul-de-sac, a few filler tracks buried toward the end, and then a rally with the closer. It even gives you that sweet, sweet 13 songs in 45 minute run time–the hour-long network procedural of album lengths. If any of that reads as a knock, I swear it isn’t: The Altar has great replay value.

It’s also decidedly an improvement over Banks’ 2014 debut Goddess. Goddess is Banks’ Kiss Land: the mostly botched attempt at translating groundswell from quickly released and well received mixtapes/EPs into mainstream success. Alterna-hit “Beggin For Thread” worked, but overall the album is punishingly too long, too slow, and frequently aims for mysterious but lands at underwritten; imagine Lana Del Rey or The Weeknd himself at their least interesting, but forever. The Altar does away with the “too long” problem by lopping off about 13 minutes of clutter, counters being too slow by punching up the tempo and tightening up the songs, and drops the “mysterious” playact in favor for songs that spit venom.

The improvements are obvious as early as opener “Gemini Feed.” Banks stays poised over a fleet of different keyboards, loops, and surprisingly kicking drums while telling off an ex-lover from a toxic, enabling relationship and her newfound confidence stays with her over the course of The Altar. In fact, on lead single “Fuck with Myself,” it’s kinda the point; Banks exudes confidence in the song’s lyrics–“fucking with myself” is another way of saying “I don’t fuck with you,” after all–and in her more varied vocals. She still uses a hushed singing voice across the album, but it’s less of a default and more just one of a few different vocal tricks she deploys, like jumping into her upper register, using a vocoder, or double-tracking with a pitched down take. On a song like the standout “Trainwreck,” the digitized vocals on the chorus match the witchy mood set by the icy synths and hard snares, where Banks sounds as angrily glitchy as the music behind her. If anything on The Altar ends up getting radio play, “Trainwreck” is going to be it: there’s a solid hook there, and the track’s trap/electro influences would be right at home on most pop FM.

Other times, especially in the album’s early run, she’s able to do more without as many flourishes. “Lovesick” has a gentle thump and groove, and even if it runs a little long, “Mind Games” gets mileage out of the “ethereal alt-R&B ballad with the fuzzy, whispery synths and sparse drums” trope. The mid-section between “This Is Not About Us” and “Judas” is your make or break: either you’re fine with the acoustic-based and overly raw “Mother Earth” and 3 other accompanying midtempo-ish electro-tracks, or you’re checking out. This stretch, while not as powerful as the opening salvo, is a testament to Banks’ consistency: she’s able to crack out pop songs going 8 or 9 tracks deep without falling off because of how broad The Altar is musically and thematically. There are only minor bumps in the middle, like “Weaker Girl” being a little limp, or the over-sangin’ on “Mother Earth.” But, like most rank and file albums, The Altar runs out of momentum before it runs out of songs; the trio of songs after “Judas” and before towering closer “27 Hours” is just redundant and uninteresting. But still, it’s great enough that it’s worth a listen by anyone who goes for alt, electronic, pop, R&B, and any combination thereof.

So why wasn’t it a bigger thing?

Banks has the misfortune of trying to hack it during music’s most niche-ified era. The pop charts are more or less a split between inconsequential one-offs, and whichever 7 megastar pop celebrities are active at a given moment, and the music press coalesces around the obscure, the Important, and the artistes. As a result, music’s middle class of genre artists and capable if not mind-blowing acts that would normally be a steady presence have kinda disappeared outside their own fandoms. Did you know that–to name a few–folks like The Head and the Heart, Usher, Fantasia, The Pretty Reckless, Grouplove, Two Door Cinema Club, and Ingrid Michaelson all put out albums this year? Those acts all have serious followings and are making mainstream music, but there’s little room for them and their music in the conversation. And I’m not saying any of those are unheralded masterpieces, but does everything have to be? Why can’t an adult alternative album be just that? Or why can’t we relish a former American Idol winner singing like she was born to? On The Altar Banks doesn’t challenge our societal more or push a sound forward. She just makes good music.

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