Radio Rant: Twenty One Pilots – Stressed Out

Hello, and welcome to Radio Rants. Ugh.

The start of the year’s always anticlimactic. The short, cold days no longer have that holiday glow, you have to take all the decorations down, and because I have an early January birthday, I always feel Old this time of year.

Similarly, Ohio’s very own Twenty One Pilots are a band that have always made me feel Old. I’ve known about them since a friend introduced me to “Holding Onto You” in 2011, and eventually I grouped them with other “big online presence” artists like Lorde, Halsey, and recently Alessia Cara in the category of artists whose music I like, but their aesthetic makes me painfully aware that I’m just far enough outside their target demo for them to look well-meaning but a bit silly (sidenote: Cara’s “Here” made it onto my ten top hit songs list of last year. I guarantee it would have been number one two years ago, and probably wouldn’t make the list going forward).

This goes double for Twenty One Pilots, who are quite well-meaning, but also quite silly. Almost everything you need to know about them is in “Holding Onto You”: here is a group who is entirely too much (Tyler Joseph has a rap voice that sounds like Billy Corgan doing “Love The Way You Lie”), maddeningly catchy, and a bigger messiah complex than Bono and Kendrick Lamar collaborating on a charity single. They are ardent in their belief that they make real music and emphatically not rap. They wore ski masks and knit hats in 90 degree heat and humidity when I saw them live last year. They lather themselves up in grease paint Imperator Furiosa style and encourage their fans to do the same because their record is about insecurity or some shit. They tour their number one album by bringing out people in hazmat suits labeled “Fame” and “Success”. They end their shows with “We are twenty one pilots, and so are you.” They’ll save your heavydirtysoul, man (okay, let me pull back a second: I like TOP’s music well enough, and as evident from my love of The Wonder Years, I’m not opposed to over-earnest bands, but guys, come on).

So when I saw “Stressed Out” nestled within the pop chart’s top twenty a notch below a Future/Drake banger, I was surprised. “Stressed Out” is one of the more straight ahead songs off last year’s blurryface; it mostly stays in that loose live-band hip-hop groove while occasionally throwing piano and some eerie synth in the background. The beat drops out a little at the chorus and hits a little harder on the bridge, but doesn’t do anything strange aside from me want to listen to the Pixies. I get why this is the song that caught on; it’s the one without nu-metal guitars or reggae overtones, but I kinda like those more grating parts of TOP’s personality.

I know I said vocalist Tyler Joseph reminds me of a Billy Corgan/Eminem hybrid, but there’s also a lot of Gerard Way in there, too. He has some of the brainy/bratty over-enunciation Way would use on clean vocals, and the strung out sneer on “My name is blurrrryyyyyface, and I care what you think” could come from an MCR single. Joseph’s vocal style–an up and down wordy cadence with nasally, occasionally needling delivery–fits well on “Stressed Out”, and I’ve always kind of theorized that if Twenty One Pilots had been founded in 2003 instead of 2009, they’d be an emo band.

The fact that they’re signed to pop-punk/emo-pop label Fueled By Ramen, the only label whose bands can still cross over, only strengthens that theory. Twenty One Pilots draw from the same themes of sadness and heartache that emo-pop bands have written about since time immemorial 2003, complete with Pete Wentz-style “Tell me how clever I am” phrasing.

“I wish I found some better sounds no one’s ever heard/I wish I had a better voice that sang some better words” I mean, you guys seem to be doing pretty well for yourselves as is.

“I wish I found some chords in an order that is new/I wish I didn’t have to rhyme every time I sang” Get it? Because that line doesn’t rhyme? It’s so meta, so real.

“Wish we could turn back time to the good old days/When our mama sang us to sleep but now we’re stressed out” That chorus doesn’t rhyme either. I don’t know if this proves or disproves the song’s point. It’s also one of blurryface‘s weaker choruses?

“My name is blurryface and I care what you think” The character “blurryface” is supposed to be a representation of all of Joseph’s anxieties and insecurities. I think it barely registers on the album, and adds nothing of value. Then again, one of my favorite records last year was a double album that used dream sequences and doppelgangers as a metaphor for manic depression, so what do I know?

“Out of student loans and treehouse homes we’ll always take the ladder” Oh my God, this fucking band.

“We used to play pretend, used to play pretend, money/Used to play pretend, wake up you need the money” Ah yes, “growing up sucks”. Well, at least emo-pop’s writing about something more intricate than “my ex-girlfriend sucks”.

End of the day, I think it’s interesting to see Twenty One Pilots having an actual hit, but I kind of wish it was something louder, like “Tear In My Heart” that made it big. “Stressed Out” is okay, but when I listen to blurryface, it feels more like an extended interlude than a fully formed idea. That’s just my opinion, though, you don’t have to care what I think.

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The Year in Rant: 2015 Odds n Ends

Today’s entry concludes Listmas week here at Ranting About Music! It was a big year at the office, where we dabbled in more live music reviews and a features-heavy summer, and I want to thank everyone for their support. There might be another blog going up next week, but aside from that, this’ll do it for 2015. See y’all after the new year.

Favorite Albums That Just Missed the Favorites List:
Erykah Badu – But U Cain’t Use My Phone
Titus Andronicus – The Most Lamentable Tragedy
Lana Del Rey – Honeymoon
Waxahatchee – Ivy Tripp
The Internet – Ego Death
Beach Slang – The Things We Do To Find People Who Feel Like Us

Albums I Meant to Listen to But Never Did, So Watch Me Fall In Love with Them in Like, February or Something
Vince Staples – Summertime 06
Hamilton Original Cast Recording
Turnover – Peripheral Vision
Sorority Noise – Joy, Departed 

Album I Kept Forgetting I Really Liked Until It Came Back Up and Floored Me: Downtown Boys – Full Communism

Most Overrated Album: Sufjan Stevens – Carrie and Lowell

Most Underrated Album: The World Is A Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid To Die – Harmlessness (genuinely already wishing I’d put it in my top ten)

Most “I Mean, It’s Fine But Let’s Not Get Carried Away” Album: Tame Impala – CurrentsCurrents, to me, represents how big name indie rock wasn’t bad this year, but kinda stalled. I liked a good number of indie rock records this year, but very few of them felt vital the way that To Pimp a Butterfly or Art Angels or the G.L.O.S.S. demo did.

A Non-Exhaustive List of Female-led Rock That Shows Women Ran the Genre this Year: Courtney Barnett, Bully, Sleater-Kinney, Screaming Females, The Juliana Hatfield Three, Waxahatchee, Wolf Alice, Hop Along, Allison Weiss, Sharon Van Etten, Adventures, and Speedy Ortiz killed it. Even the Veruca Salt reunion album was better than you’d think.

“Sleeper” Album of the Year: Lana Del Rey – Honeymoon. Didn’t wow me at first after Ultraviolence last year, but lately I’ve come around on it.

Pop-punk/Emo Power Ranking
5. The Front Bottoms: I can’t make heads or tails of Back on Top. It has five songs I love, and six I can’t help but feel indifferent toward. Go figure.
4. Modern Baseball: health problems threatened to sideline MoBo this year, but The Perfect Cast EP was a solid comeback leading into their new LP next year.
3. Bully: I feel like if emo wasn’t implicitly boy-centric, Bully’d get tagged as an emo band more often.
2. The Wonder Years: how to pop-punk like an adult.
1. The World Is…: the only band in-genre getting more attention than within their scene.

Favorite Hot 100 Songs That Didn’t Make the Year-End
Nicki Minaj ft. Beyonce – “Feelin Myself”
Justin Bieber – “Sorry” (next year, Justin)
Like, Any Remotely Rock Single That Wasn’t Fall Out Boy

Honorable Mentions (Considerations For Best Hits List)
Fifth Harmony – “Worth It”
Fetty Wap – “My Way”
Ellie Goulding – “Love Me Like You Do”
Major Lazer ft. MO – “Lean On”

Dishonorable Mentions (Considerations For Worst Hits List)
OMI – “Cheerleader”
Meghan Trainor – “Lips Are Movin'” (Saved by “No one deserves to be on three out of ten songs”)
Omarion ft. Chris Brown & Jhene Aiko – “Post To Be” (purely for Aiko, who has a song I adore, singing “He gotta eat the booty like groceries”)

Best Number 1 Hit: Mark Ronson – “Uptown Funk!” Okay this feels like cheating.

Best Number 1 Hit That Wasn’t on the Best List: The Weeknd – “The Hills”

Worst Number 1 Hit: Wiz Khalifa ft. Charlie Puth – “See You Again”

Worst Number 1 Hit That Wasn’t on the Worst List: OMI – “Cheerleader”

Most Whatever Number 1 Hit: Justin Bieber – “What Do You Mean?”

“Wow, I Didn’t Expect Your Career to Tank That Fast” Award: Mumford & Sons, who seem to have totally disappeared after Wilder Mind.

Least Essential Album of the Year: Fall Out Boy – Make America Psycho Again.

Artist That Most Made Me Feel Like an Asshole for Liking Indie Music: Mac DeMarco

R.I.P.: Grantland, fledgling site Wondering Sound, Property of Zack

Listmas 2015 Schedule
December 16th: Favorite Albums
December 17th: Worst Hits (10-6)
December 18th: Worst Hits (5-1)
December 19th: Best Hits (10-6)
December 20th: Best Hits (5-1)
December 21st: Favorite Songs
December 22nd: Year in Rant: Odds and Ends

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The Gibby Fifty: 50 Favorite Songs of 2015

After days and days of words, paragraphs, and annoyingly rogue YouTube formats, we’re taking it easy today. Here’s a list of my favorite 50 songs of the year; no tricks, no gimmicks. Per usual, the “One per main artist” rule applies, and if it made the Best Hits list, I DQ’d it from here. Most of these are singles, except when I opted for an album track because everybody knows and loves the singles (hence why “Pin” made it for Grimes over “Kill V. Maim”).

Spotify link is at the bottom, list is alphabetical (all the “The” bands are in T). Enjoy!

A$AP Rocky ft. ScHoolboy Q – “Electric Body”
Adventures – “Dream Blue Haze”
Alabama Shakes – “Don’t Wanna Fight”
Allison Weiss – “New Love”
Antarctigo Vespucci – “Crashing Waves”
Beach House – “PPP”
Beach Slang – “Bad Art & Weirdo Ideas”
Best Coast – “Fine Without You”
Bjork – “Atom Dance”
Bully – “Trying”
Carly Rae Jepsen – “EMOTION”
CHVRCHES – “Clearest Blue”
Courtney Barnett – “An Illustration of Loneliness (Sleepless in New York)”
Death Cab For Cutie – “The Ghosts of Beverly Drive”
Deerhunter – “Breaker”
Desaparecidos – “The Underground Man”
Disclosure ft. Lorde – “Magnets”
Donnie Trumpet and the Social Experiment – “Wanna Be Cool”
El Vy – “I’m the Man to Be”
Erykah Badu ft. Andre 3000 – “Hello”
FKA twigs – “I’m Your Doll”
Florence + the Machine – “What Kind of Man”
Future – “I Serve the Base”
Grimes – “Pin”
Halsey – “Colors”
Jay Rock ft. Black Hippy – “Vice City”
Jeff Rosenstock – “You, In Weird Cities”
Jidenna ft. Kendrick Lamar – “Classic Man (remix)”
Kendrick Lamar – “King Kunta”
Lana Del Rey – “Music To Watch Boys To”
Leon Bridges – “River”
Marilyn Manson – “The Mephistopheles of Los Angeles”
Marina and the Diamonds – “Blue”
Modern Baseball – “The Waterboy Returns”
Rae Sremmurd – “This Could Be Us”
Screaming Females – “Ripe”
Sharon Van Etten – “I Don’t Want to Let You Down”
Sleater-Kinney – “A New Wave”
Tame Impala – “The Less I Know the Better”
The Dead Weather – “I Feel Love (Every Million Miles)”
The Front Bottoms – “Laugh Til I Cry”
The Internet – “Under Control”
The Juliana Hatfield Three – “Ordinary Guy”
The Wonder Years – “Cigarettes and Saints”
The World Is a Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid to Die – “January 10th, 2014”
Title Fight – “Rose of Sharon”
Titus Andronicus – “Dimed Out”
War on Women – “Second Wave Goodbye”
Wavves – “My Head Hurts”
Wolf Alice – “Moaning Lisa Smile”


Listmas 2015 Schedule
December 16th: Favorite Albums
December 17th: Worst Hits (10-6)
December 18th: Worst Hits (5-1)
December 19th: Best Hits (10-6)
December 20th: Best Hits (5-1)
December 21st: Favorite Songs
December 22nd: Year in Rant: Odds and Ends

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Top Ten Best Hits of 2015 (5-1)

No introduction today!

5. Taylor Swift – “Style” & Tove Lo – “Talking Body”
I debated for a while on how to place these two before finally putting them together because I like them about the same.

That, and they both cover similar territory as warm-blooded songs about saying “fuck it” to consequences and going with a fling. “Style” remains one of 1989‘s best songs, driven by a throbbing synth and tight guitar, and the song still feels cohesive whenever it adds any extra backing vocals or additional keyboards. The song’s “reflecting that moment” lyrics are Swift’s bread and butter, and she knocks “Style” out of the park in terms of performance, too, giving it just the right amount of smolder to pick up where the lyrics leave off. But, she also imbues the song with a tinge of regret; she knows this is only temporary, giving “Style” some consequences. 1989 left a mixed impression overall, but I was glad to see “Style” was a single.

Tove Lo’s “Talking Body” hits the same beats, but in a different way. Last year, I called Tove Lo’s Queen of the Clouds 1989 on HBO”, and nowhere is that more apparent than “Style” and “Talking Body”: instead of Swift’s “Tight little skirt”, we’ve got “If you love me right, we fuck for life”, and instead of sunset synthpop, “Talking Body” is built on chilly clubpop. It builds tension with a nice loud/soft dynamic, and its killer chorus is less about constant propulsion than a gyrating rhythm. After last year, I got nervous that Tove Lo was going to be one of those artists who gets a fluke sleeper hit and disappears, so I’m happy “Talking Body” made it. Now, go listen to “Moments”.

4. The Weeknd – “Can’t Feel My Face”
Who would have thought a sellout move would give us one of the year’s best singles? “Can’t Feel My Face” is the most clear-eyed The Weeknd has ever sounded (and it’s still about being strung out!), and Max Martin’s disco production is ridiculously tight. The Weeknd (Abel Tesfaye) makes great use of his lower register for the chorus, and his strut is only improved by that snaking bassline; so long as people look past the lyrics, you could even play it at a wedding. Beauty Behind the Madness isn’t made of “Can’t Feel My Face”s, but I’d argue that makes this song and it’s success a better thing. The Weeknd still wants to be The Weeknd, but he’s not afraid to write a pop song while he’s at it. We all win.

3. Jidenna ft. Roman GianArthur – “Classic Man”
Would it surprise you know that Jidenna is part of Janelle Monae‘s Wondaland collective? Like Monae, he’s a charismatic, genre blending, past-meets-present-makes-future artist with a defined look he near refuses to step out of (for Monae it’s black and white, for Jidenna, that “Jamie Foxx at the end of Django Unchained” look isn’t limited to “Classic Man”, that’s just how he dresses). And, like Monae, his material wouldn’t work in lesser hands; “Classic Man”‘s dirty secret is that it’s a “stunting on everything” rap banger with barely any rapping on it. The beat lifts from Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy”, but the energy from the performer and the production justify it (plus the lift gave Monae the chance for an outright sick burn on Azalea); Jidenna makes the whole thing work through sheer force of personality. Gotta give a shoutout to the Kendrick remix, too.

2. Selena Gomez – “The Heart Wants What It Wants”
One of the common knocks against Selena Gomez is that she comes off as nondescript and doesn’t bring a lot of personality to a song. That’s a criticism I’d lob at something like “Come and Get It”, but it holds no weight against “The Heart Wants What It Wants”, a painfully genuine electro R&B ballad that’s her best song to date. It’s about staying with someone when everything you know and feel is screaming this is a terrible idea, but you can’t pull away because your heart says no. The song’s structure does an excellent job selling this: the verses and prechorus run through describing ways someone’s hurting, and surmises “There’s a million reasons/Why I should give you up”, and the chorus flatly states “But the heart wants what it wa-a-a-a-a-ants” (Gomez’s heart has a bit of a stutter). On one level, it’s a slick little chorus, but it’s also incredibly effective as a rebuff to all the reasons why she should leave this asshole who makes disappointing albums. The heart doesn’t need to justify itself. “The Heart Wants What It Wants” is an honest, affecting song with a great mood and great performance from Gomez. It’s the sort song she only needs to do once, but it’s important, nonetheless.

On a lighter note, congrats to Selena for being the second artist to pull a Ranting About Music Worst/Best double in the same year (T.Swift did it in 2013)!

1. Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars – “Uptown Funk!”
Sometimes, you just hear a song and think “That’s it. That’s gonna be the one”. “Uptown Funk!” came out last November, and when I didn’t see it make 2014’s year-end, I hoped it would maybe hang around for a few weeks in January or February so I could include it for this year.

Some fourteen goddamn weeks in a row at number one later, that hope seems like hoping The Force Awakens is a modest commercial success. “Uptown Funk!” ran away with the charts this year, and for good reason. It’s immaculately produced, Bruno Mars owns the shit out of it (Mars has always been a Michael Jackson wanna-be; his percussive, through the teeth delivery on “Cuz Uptown funk goin’ give it to ya!” is him nailing it), and those horns are impossible to resist. A lot of “Funk!”‘s greatness comes from Ronson’s ability to build to a moment: while the song’s is thrilling throughout, those last thirty seconds are sheer joy, and you can practically hear fireworks going off when the song cuts off. “Uptown Funk!” was number one on the charts, and it’s number one with me, too.

Listmas 2015 Schedule
December 16th: Favorite Albums
December 17th: Worst Hits (10-6)
December 18th: Worst Hits (5-1)
December 19th: Best Hits (10-6)
December 20th: Best Hits (5-1)
December 21st: Favorite Songs
December 22nd: Year in Rant: Odds and Ends

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