Feedback: Panic At the Disco – Pretty. Odd.

Ever since the late 90’s, rock critics/journalists/bloggers/fans/whatever have looked for “the next grunge”: the next wave of bands to bring rock back to the forefront, explore new musical ideas, shape culture, and bring balance to the Force. And most of rock fans would choke on their words if I told them that out of all the trends in the past decade, emo pop was the one that came closest to being the next grunge.

Hell, I was one of them, and between 2006 and 2010, I couldn’t vocalize my hatred of emo pop enough. I thought Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz was the worst thing this side of Fred Durst, My Chemical Romance was a walking Hot Topic commercial, and I’d smirk at any fellow teen with sideways bangs and skinny jeans (then again, at this point I dressed like I was waiting for it to be 1994 again). But, despite all my outward ranting, I thought “Dance, Dance” was a pretty cool tune, and I knew most of MCR’s Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge singles better than a non-fan should.

That said, I never felt more secure in hating band than I did with Panic! At The Disco.

Originally, I thought early Panic! was all of emo pop’s negative qualities in one, tacky package, but the more I think on it, the more convinced I am that they’re more about doing emo pop’s qualities in a ham-fisted way. They take FOB’s penchant for overly verbose song titles (a shaky joke when done right) past its illogical conclusion with “There’s A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought Of It Yet”. They want the stylized edge of My Chemical Romance, but don’t know how to get there besides hey, costumes. They saw the entire subgenre’s reliance on “quirk” and “irony”, and launched it straight into “Who the hell writes this?” territory that goes by turning “I chimed in with a ‘Haven’t you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?'” into a hook.

For whatever reason–creative desperation, overeager idol worship, quick credibility to critics that panned them–the big names in emo pop made their influences painfully obvious on their second albums. MCR very nearly became a Pink Floyd/Queen hybrid for The Black Parade, and Say Anything grabbed every other record they came across as inspiration for In Defense of the Genre. And Panic At The Disco dropped their exclamation point and a lot of Beatles for Pretty. Odd.

Ok, I know that was a ton of background, but it felt essential to Pretty. Odd., because it’s a context-dependent, reactionary record. Intro song “We’re So Starving” maintains that “We’re so sorry we’ve been gone/We were busy writing songs for you!” It’s hard not to imagine one of those nebulous “you”s to be the band’s haters, especially with how much Pretty. Odd. reigns in some of the band’s easy-target qualities (the exclamation point, the odd dance influence, and song titles, to name a few). But, for the fans, frontman Brendan Urie says, “You don’t have to worry, ’cause we’re still the same band!”

Which is pretty spot-on. While the lyrics overall are stronger, they have the same verbose and off-kilter vibe, and even though you can comfortably say the song titles in one breath, titles like “Nine in the Afternoon”, “From a Mountain in the Middle of the Cabins”, and “Behind the Sea” aren’t any less labored. And Panic’s still the same scatter shot band that they were on the debut, just now with more Beatles influence.

And boy is it an influence. In an interview with MTV, Urie said that “we never had the intention of doing that [sounding like The Beatles]. And after hearing the album, I can understand why people think that, but I don’t hear it all that much”. I believe he believes that, but the evidence suggests otherwise: “We’re So Starving” threatens to turn into “Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band”, even without the wink and smile “Welcome to our record!” mentality. “Nine in the Afternoon” has a trumpet line that brings “Penny Lane” to immediate recall. “Do You Know What I’m Seeing”‘s chorus drifts into “I’m Only Sleeping” before the song’s second half channels some deranged strings ala “I Am the Walrus”. Other points are less obvious but still there: throughout the album, Ryan Ross’ guitar tone invokes late-period George Harrison, “Northern Downpour” sounds like a Let It Be/Abby Road send up, some of the more fantastical moments owe a lot of Magical Mystery Tour, and some of the baroque instrumentation on the album’s second half calls Rubber Soul to mind.

But the influence doesn’t stunt the band’s creativity, and instead gives it something to build on. Like I said, no one’s going to confuse this record for being by anyone other than Panic (ok, maybe Fall Out Boy); there are still plenty of left field choices and oddball moments, and they work. “Nine in the Afternoon” and “That Green Gentleman” never stay still, and have a manic charm to them. Meanwhile, “The Piano Knows Something I Don’t Know” turns from pretty to punk and back again, and “Northern Downpour” and “Behind the Sea” feature strong melodies on an album filled with good ones. At the same time, the everything-but-the-kitchen-sink approach sinks other songs and leaves other boringly odd, keeping the album from any sense of pacing.

While Pretty. Oddis Panic’s highest charting album, it’s also easily their black sheep, and that’s what drew me to it for a Feedback. Two members of the band, one of whom–Ryan Ross, seemed to be the creative drive behind Pretty. Odd., left due to creative differences before the band began working on their third album. His absence is telling; Vices & Virtues sounds much more like A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out than its predecessor. But the rechristened Panic! still have their weirdness, whereas Ross’s next project The Young Veins played retro rock too straight and too dull to be anything other than a sub-par Brendan Benson wanna-be, making Pretty. Odd. even more of an anomaly.

Much like the grunge movement, emo pop’s giants quickly tried to distance themselves from the label. Measuring by those terms, Pretty. Odd.’s a success, and I can call it one of the more singular albums from the past decade or so. That said, it ends up slightly too jumbled to be called underrated, but it’s worth giving a listen just for the better parts which are, of course, pretty odd.

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Radio Rant: Phillip Phillips – Home

Hello, and welcome to Radio Rants. Who’s up today?

I wondered who this guy was when I saw him in the Top 10, but a single cover that bland, a photo so uninspiringly and obviously modified, a boring looking performer like that, and so much gratuitous blue can only mean one thing.

“This is American Idol!” Or what’s left of it, anyway. I watched a season or two of Idol back in the day (seasons 3 and 4) before jumping off the bandwagon, and I wasn’t alone. Somewhere around season seven and continuing into this eleventh season, Idol went from cultural phenomenon to irrelevance with diminishing ratings and no-start winners (since season 7, the only notably successful alum is Adam Lambert, who didn’t even win). It could be that the show’s become a predictable, hackneyed industry job that uses over-singing and creatively sterile artists to prop up a dying business model. Or it could be that none of these singers get a decent start because each winner is saddled with a “coronation single”, their last performance as a contestant and first single as a winner.

And they’re all terrible.

Each coronation single hits all the cliches of schlock pop music: stiff arrangements that want to be important, big and empty productions, and all the cloying sentimentality of a dollar store greeting card. They’re an eagerly erased smudge on a promising career at best, and one foot in the commercial grave at worst. Anyway, let’s see what the new guy Phillip Phillips (seriously?) got stuck with.

“Home” begins with some acoustic picking that doesn’t sound too simple or too complicated before Phillips’ brings his Idol winning voice to the track. Dude has an interesting voice. I can’t tell if that’s interesting good or interesting bad, but his audition video struck me as early Eddie Vedder passing as a jazz singer (aside: is this really what passes as judging on Idol these days?). But none of that really shows up on the recorded version of “Home”. If anything, he sounds like more rawkin’ Marcus Mumford. But American.

Speaking of which, Mumford & Sons is one of two dead-on comparisons for “Home”. The song builds from acoustic picking into acoustic strumming with plucked bass, gang vocals and basic, persistent percussion. And I have to admit, the chord progression is nice, especially the descending bass part at “Just know you’re not alone”. But still, “Home” sounds so much like a Mumford & Songs cut that you could pitch it as a M&S song to most people, and they’d buy it.

The less obvious but just as valid comparison is Arcade Fire. I haven’t touched on the lyrics yet (we’ll get there), but “Home” is like 50% “Ooooooh ooooh ooooooh whooooa ooooooh” chorus. Add in a little bit of chiming piano/glockenspiel to guide the vocals, and you have sounds that could have come right out of AF’s first album. But the wordless choruses here don’t work because 1. they go on for too long, and 2. they’re too calculated. The songs I linked to use wordless singing as a vamp or as giant, memorable hooks, and on “Home” all I think is that I can’t hear the newest American Idol over all the studio singers. And this isn’t just me being really picky about where a song borrows sounds; I’m only bringing this up because the songwriter cited these two acts as big influences on “Home”.

But “influence” might as well mean “driving force” because this song’s lyrics are all of two stanzas stretched to their breaking point. It’s not even anything worth trying to snark at; “Home”‘s lyrics are about “Holding onto me as we go/As we roll down this unfamiliar road”“Just know you’re not alone/’Cause I’ll make this place your home”“It’ll be clear”“No fear”, and “If you get lost, you can always be found”. I know it sounds counter intuitive, but “Home” could use some of that American Idol schmaltz just to give it a damn target because, as is, the song’s entirely too broad and dispassionate to connect.

Much has been made of “Home” being the first coronation single that didn’t aspire to be “We Are the World”, but that feels like damning with faint  praise. I took a listen to the others, all ten of them, and virtually no one comes out of that match looking good. The closest competition is David Cook’s “Time of My Life”, which doesn’t do too much wrong, but next to nothing right, and Kelly Clarkson’s “A Moment Like This”, which has already picked up some dated charm. Going by that, “Home” succeeds (it’s the second highest charting coronation single–only Cook got higher, and he was Idol at the show’s viewing peak), but feels too scattered and disconnected to stay in rotation once the initial “What do you mean it’s not terrible?” novelty passes. Should soundtrack a fair few movie trailers, though.

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Radio Rant: Flo Rida – Wild Ones ft. Sia

Hello and welcome to Radio Rants. Who keeps greenlighting Flo Rida projects?

It’s not that I actually hate Flo Rida, or even dislike the guy, I’m just…how does he keep making music? Like Pitbull, his songs essentially boil down to consistently forgettable verses, choruses held up by big name pop stars, and slick dance pop productions. But–I never thought I’d say these next four words–in defense of Pitbull (*cringe*), he believes in his own “Don’t stop the party” schtick, or at the very least sells it better. And while Flo Rida might not make any terrible punchlines like The Bull, I’d argue that in pop music, you can get more mileage out of the right kinds of bad than any kind of boring, and Flo Rida has never been anything but utterly boring.

So, the lucky “Who Gets to Carry This Flo Rida Song?” winner is Australian singer Sia. She’s done well for herself in Australia (and her 2010 album did well abroad), but her big international moment was on David Guetta collaboration “Titanium” from Guetta’s messy Nothing But the Beat album. Flo Rida was involved with the same project, and apparently that’s how his people got to know Sia. And she does absolutely fine: she avoids getting drowned out by the production, the melody sticks, and she belts it out strong. It’s not a particularly phenomenal job, but she does the best with what she has to work with.

And that’s very little. Flo Rida we’ll get to in a moment, but the production on “Wild Ones” is nothing to write home about. There’s some weirdly Coldplay-y piano at the chorus for instant faux-epic effect, and beside that…well, there’s a beat and other synths that make music? There isn’t a lot to talk about here; the production is a way, way watered down D.Guetta “I Gotta Feeling” wanna-be. Hell, even other bad Flo Rida songs like “Right Round” had a production that actually sounded like fun. “Wild Ones” just sounds–sorry for the pun–tame.

Then of course the lyrics. What’s our chorus? “Hey I heard you were a wild one/If I took you home, it’d be a home run” I can’t tell if that “home run” bit is supposed to be a punchline that didn’t make it, or just really poor writing. Either way, seriously?

“I wanna shut down the club–why am I even surprised? “Hey I heard you like the wild ones” This song has seven credited writers. Did none of them stop to consider what a weird word choice “wild ones” was? When I hear “wild ones”, I don’t think “Whoa, here’s some crazy, out of control party animal”, I think of a mom telling her elementary school kid’s babysitter “Make sure Danny gets to bed on time, and watch how much sugar he has, he’s a wild one!”

Flo Rida’s verses are so forgettable and mediocre that I’m not even going to riff on them, instead, we’re going to play a game called Using Ke$ha as a Positive Example.

I’m not going to use “Tik Tok” as an example, as it’s likely one of the best worst songs ever written, but run of the mill party track “Take It Off”. The lyrics introduce this club, give it some imagery to boot, and then describes what happens there. And it does all of those things in a way that lines them up to be remembered, so that even though none of the lyrics are good, you at least get the idea. It’s nothing nuanced, but it does the bare minimum of not sounding like random, unimaginative, semi-coherent, not rhyming phrases that crash into each other like a seven car pile up. Which is what Flo Rida’s verses sound like.

The only thing I can really say about “Wild Ones” is that it shows how much the dance club pop thing is fading. It’s the only real club hit in the Top 10 right now, and even what little edge it might have has been filed down to a nub. Sia does a great job, but everything else is just dull.

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New Music: Stereo Crowd – The Urban Alternative

I’m just going to say it outright: I’ve never heard anything like Stereo Crowd. Have I heard bands with rappers? Yes. Have I heard rappers that use rock as a template? You bet. But Stereo Crowd doesn’t really sit in one genre or another: this EP has rapping, but it also has more than a few rock out moments, pop hooks, soul grooving, and R&B performances. The only real genre definition is right there in the title: urban alternative.

Stereo Crowd have opened for Girl Talk before, and it isn’t hard to see why on first song “I Got It”. The song’s infused with the same constant pace but free-spirited energy and willingness to follow whimsy that the mash-up DJ is known for; VFerg, Sciryl, Patty Cakes trade manic verses that crash right into Ava’s trance-like “I got it” hook before she gets her own verse to close out the song. One of the impressive things about The Urban Alternative is how well it blends genres; standout “Who Do You Love?” (featuring Niki Darling) pumps R&B vocals with hard rock guitars and some punk-inspired drumming, not to mention a killer hook.

Stereo Crowd also turn the energy up on NYC punk-style freakout “Wish I Had a Girl Like You” (featuring Kalae All Day and George 2.0). Propelled by relentless drumming and a Julian Casablancas-esque vocal performance, not to mention Kalae’s spitfire verse, the song flexes some serious muscle. Leaner but no less distorted are the dementedly poppy “Can’t Wait” and “Wrongly Accused”, which stomps like a vintage Beastie Boys cut. All throughout, the musicianship is tight while never letting up; the rhythm section of VFerg and Jamie keep songs grounded while guitarists Robert Keith and Paul-Anthony Surdi bring in buzzsaw-style riffs and some deft solos.

The most sedate moment on The Urban Alternative comes at “You Always” (featuring Ava), a slow-burning soul number. It’s the least immediate cut on the EP, but has a high replay value because, while it might not thrash like other songs, Ava gives one of the standout vocal performances here, and the rhythm section excels. Stereo Crowd deserve to go somewhere, and naming the EP’s closing optimistic, grooving cut “Up and Away” (featuring Kristen White and Freddy Fuego) hints that they damn well know it.

Even with the great musicianship and the wide-set genre roulette, Stereo Crowd succeed because they sound so cohesive. The band takes opposing, potentially clashing, styles of music and mash them together so completely that they sound logical instead of gimmicky, and fluid instead of stiff. They not only play well together, but have great chemistry with their featured artists (all of whom write quite well, as do VFerg and Paul-Anthony of the band proper), and as a result, The Urban Alternative sounds like a communal success as well as a personal one. Anyone who likes rap, hip-hop, indie, R&B, or rock will find something to like here, and it’s one of my favorite New Music records hands down. Check these guys out.

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