Radio Rant: Cobra Starship ft. Sabi – You Make Me Feel…

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I’ve never really known what to make of Starship Cobra. On one hand, they’re a member of Fueled by Ramen records and have been a fairly successful band over the past five years. On the other hand, their song “Pete Wentz Is the Only Reason We’re Famous” is more telling than the band would like to admit, and their smug jackass dance pop-punk is only slightly removed from 3Oh!3. Although from what I understand, frontman Gabe Saporta (former member of pop-punk group Midtown) is working on closing that gap: with each album, Cobra Starship has gotten a little less Warped Tour and a little moreBillboard. And just wait until we get to “You Make Me Feel…”

Even with “Good Girls Go Bad”, you could at make the argument that the band knew they were bullshitting. I’m not saying it’s a strong one, Cobra Starship has a dorky enough personality, and the song was over the top enough to give it a “wink, nudge, we’re kidding” undertone. You could take it at face value, but the song wasn’t without some “well, this is just silly” humor to it as well.

And that any sign of that humor is gone on “The Way You Make Me Feel”. I mean, “You Make Me Feel…”. Actually, which way is that feeling, Cobra Starship?

“You make me feel [noise]” Say again? The vocals are so digitized that they degenerate to noise there at the end. “You make me feel so/La la la la la” Sorry, what? Let me consult a few lyrics sites…and we have…

“You make me feel that/La la la la la/You make me feel so/La la la la la”

…really? That’s actually the chorus we’re going with here? What am I supposed to do with that? There are no insights in those lyrics, no commentary; this is literally a chorus filled with nothing. Since I dragged it in earlier, let’s look at the chorus for “The Way You Make Me Feel”: “The way you make me feel/You really turn me on/You knock me off of my feet/My lonely days are gone”. See? Starts in the exact same place, but actually says something. Maybe there’s some meaning I’ll only get if I check the verses.

“I’m known for taking what I think I deserve/And you’re overdue” That’s a bad line, but let’s be honest, if a song can turn “I like you” into selfishness, that’s kind of impressive. See, it’s not about her, it’s about how cool he is, and how he deserves her, all while offering her fuckall in return.

“And if you listen you can hear me through the radio/In that bright white noise” “Noise” certainly comes to mind when I think of this song…

“What I been missing in my life/What I been dreaming of” Like what? No, really, I mean that: like what? Did Gabe Saporta forget to fill in his own lyrical Mad Libs before recording this song? For there to be any substance, fun, or likability to a song, there has to be at least one detail that people can relate to. Hell, Jeremih’s horrific “Down on Me” had more of a narrative than this. Ok, what’s Sabi got to say?

“I’m the baddest baby in the atmosphere” Again, a bad line, but since it had actual nouns in it, I’ll let that slide.

“You know I like it loud” Holy shit, a detail. Kind of odd, but I guess it works. Come on, give me something else…

“Tell me what you want so we can do just what you like” See, he’s not even telling her anything!

I should mention that I’m having to get all of these lyrics off websites because both voices are so processed that I can barely make out what they’re saying. Saporta’s choice to use Auto-Tune is confusing; dude’s been singing in a band since 1998, and wasn’t using A-Tune even in “Good Girls Go Bad”. Sabi, meanwhile, is so processed that she might as well be a synth set to words. And I guess I should talk about “You Make Me Feel”‘s production, even though it’s barely necessary. Dance synths here, electrobeat there, overproduced guitar because oh right, this is a band, a quietish bridge, and we’re done. The “La la la la la” hook is kind of catchy, but purely in a sterilized “Made for radio” way.

And there’s my three word summary for “You Make Me Feel…”: “made for radio”. I know I’m talking about it like it’s one of the worst songs I’ve come across recently, but as a listen, “You Make Me Feel…” is pretty inoffensive. I suspect that the song was made as a ruthless top of the charts follow-up to Cobra Starship’s other hit, but “You Make Me Feel…” is also pedestrian to the point of boredom; it goes in one ear, and out with other without leaving any impact in-between. I didn’t like Hot Chell Rae’s “Tonight Tonight” because of how it seemed to be gleeful in how bad it was, but “You Make Me Feel…” puts a much worse taste in my mouth. It’s the bitterness that comes from hearing an artist give up entirely. And being rewarded for it.

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Top 5 Indie Music Soundtracks

Some movie soundtracks play like loosely affiliated playlists filled with artists’ B-material; it looks good in conjecture with what’s on the screen, but is sort of a snooze besides. But then soundtracks, in addition to scoring a movie, hold up obscenely well on their own. Look at O Brother, Where Art Thou? which was a great movie on its own, but got the fucking Grammy for album of the year when it came out. And, as the genre and its influence have expanded, indie music is getting used more and more for soundtracks. So I thought why not highlight those soundtracks that go above and beyond? Note that whatever I say about the soundtrack/how it plays into the movie doesn’t reflect how I feel about the actual film, just the music in or around it. Let’s begin!

5. Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse (2008-2010)

Hear me out.

Imagine if I told you that Florence +the Machine, Bon Iver, St. Vincent, The Dead Weather, Metric, Band of Horses, OK Go, Vampire Weekend, Beck, Bat For Lashes, Sia, and Thom fucking Yorke, (along with bigger-but-still-alternative folks Paramore, Muse, and The Killers) were on a series of albums together. Pretty exciting, right? Because that’s exactly what the Twlight soundtracks are.

While the movies span the range of bad from stupid entertainment at best to unwatchable at worst, the soundtracks are seriously stacked. Oddly enough, the most shamelessly cash-grabbing, mainstream film franchise of the past decade has come out with the most ostensibly indie soundtracks. And what’s more is that it works. It turns out that quiet, moody indie rock/folk (“Roslyn” by Bon Iver and St. Vincent) and theatrical rock songs (“Neutron Star Collison”) are a great way to score movies where no one (including the viewer) is ever going to act happy. It’s a great way to give Pitchfork a heart attack, and for Muse to piss off their fanbase. Everybody wins!

4. Garden State (2004)
 

For his vanity/”I will not let JD define my life” project Garden State, Zach Braff hand-picked the music for the soundtrack based on where he was in life while writing the screenplay.

It shows.

While the choices might be too on the nose, they’re still great choices. Much like the film itself, the Garden State soundtrack is wrapped up in a pretty melancholy encapsulated by modern indie rock. In addition to scoring a movie, this album could be turned on any rainy day and be instantly comforting. “New Slang” may not change your life, but that and the other Shins song “Caring Is Creepy” are still great. If the songs didn’t hold up, it could easily be considered too pedestrian or boring, but even Coldplay does a good job here.

3. Where the Wild Things Are (2009)

There were multiple reasons as to why Spike Jonze’s 2009 Where the Wild  Things Are adaptation was a fascinating project. It wrung almost 2 hours of film out of a 48 page picture book. It used those ridiculous monsters in a live action setting and still made them look adorable. It was a movie made for adults about growing up. It was cute, happy, and sad all at once, just like its soundtrack.

Composed by Karen O. of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and recorded with a fleet of indie musicians (and a children’s choir for added effect), the soundtrack to Where the Wild Things Are reflects the film’s childlike wide-eyed wonder and emotion. Much of the album uses acoustic instrumentation, sometimes resulting cohesive song like “All Is Love”, or in a sonic collage like “Cliffs”. Karen’s “the gang’s all here” arrangements on upbeat tunes (“Building All Is Love”, “Rumpus”, and “Heads Up”) made more lonesome moments “Worried Shoes” and “Hideaway” feel all the more aloof. Karen and the Kids (the official moniker of the project) have a surprisingly sharp ear for what melodies and chants will work, and the result is an incredibly memorable soundtrack. Also, I dare you to listen to “Sailing Home” and not hum along.

2. Singles (1992)
 

I’ve never seen Singles. Much like O Brother, Where Art Thou? (which, for the record, is probably the best soundtrack in recent memory), the soundtrack to Singles has eclipsed the film itself. Singles‘ soundtrack is such a grunge/alternative compilation that the only reason the film wasn’t shelved was because suddenly those subgenres were in vogue, and Warner Brothers realized that releasing the film (and especially the album with it) was a quick cash scheme.

At a base level, it worked because these were mostly grunge songs, but it worked even more because these were great grunge songs. What helps is that the soundtrack was recorded/compiled before alternative was a movement; everyone’s just playing the music they want to make. And it turns out that they make really good music: Pearl Jam’s not actively trying to avoid their Ten sound, Soundgarden’s enjoying one last play in the sludge, The Smashing Pumpkins are working on their super heavy psychedelic sound, and smaller groups like Mudhoney, Screaming Trees, and Mother Love Bone play the life out of their tunes. Singles is a success because it captures the moment right before alternative truly broke through.

1. Juno (2008)
  

Like many indie movie smash hits, Juno proved how much mileage you can squeeze out of personality. That holds doubly true for the 19 song soundtrack, a mix of quirk, snark, twee, and sweet. There’s a surprisingly long period of time covered by the album: the range spans from Buddy Holly in the 50’s to Kimya Dawson songs released a year before the movie. But what really sells the soundtrack is how consistently it plays in this range. It truly has the cohesion of a high schooler’s mixtape. There’s a definite favorite artist, and everything else gravitates around that sound (with the clumsy “My friend gave me this” inclusion of Sonic Youth’s cover of “Superstar” and the loud “All the Young Dudes”).

It’s likeable music, too. More than anything else, it’s all so damn cute: everything from Cat Power’s “Sea of Love” to “Expectations” inspires you to sing, hum, or at least tap your toes along. And of course, “Anyone Else But You” is a valentine of a song. Juno‘s soundtrack is funny, sweet, disarming, and a must have for any indie fan.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The Hunt For an Indie October

Hey all.

By this point, it should be no surprise to anyone that I’m a big fan of independent music. From little bands with 500 fans on Facebook to arena fillers like Modest Mouse and Arcade Fire, I’m up for giving anyone a fair shake. I also really, really like the month of October; when the leaves start turning, the hoodies start appearing, and it’s still tolerable to be outside when you don’t have to be. And because the two of them go so well together, why not combine them?

Therefore, I’d like to introduce Ranting About Music’s first Indie October. Throughout the month, I’ll have features ranging from new music alerts to reflections and a list or two. None of this will interrupt normal Ranting About Music operations including major release reviews (we have Coldplay, Drake, and Evanescence among others this month), and Radio Rants.

We’ve already had our first entry in Indie October: my review for Everything’s Amazing & Nobody’s Happy by New Jersey pop punksters Candy Hearts. Stay tuned for more!

And if you are or know an up and coming or already known indie artist, email me with some basic information and the music and maybe you’ll be featured. Check the “About Me/Contact” page for more info!

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Album Review: Candy Hearts – Everything’s Amazing & Nobody’s Happy

Sometimes hearing a great debut by an unknown band can be the best and worst thing. A great debut by a major band (hell, even a band that more than 1,000 people have heard of) promises at least a follow-up of some sort, but there’s no guarantee like that with small bands. The debut might be great, but it was made in basements on days that everyone had off, and written after working double shifts. Real life simply gets in the way.

Thankfully, that’s not the case with Candy Hearts. After coming out swinging last year with Ripped Up Jeans and Silly Dreams, the New Jersey punk band have gained a lot of ground support, and eventually signed to indie label Kind of Like Records for Everything’s Amazing & Nobody’s Happy. Last year, I reviewed Ripped Up Jeans; a great album, but I was a little too gushy about it. But it wasn’t only a great album, but an infectious one, too; you couldn’t listen to it and not feel like this band was onto something.

While the mood may have changed, that sentiment hasn’t. Decisively less twee than Ripped Up Jeans, Everything’s Amazing is the sound of a band coming into its own. Their debut saw Candy Hearts putting on several different hats, and they distill each of those sounds on this album. Many of these songs add acoustic guitar to a normal rock band setup; not a new idea in itself, but it adds a depth that makes the band stand out from their peers. This record doesn’t have some of Ripped Up Jeans‘ nervous energy, but traded that in for poise and finesse.

All of this is clear in opener “Tongue Tied”. Built around a catchy guitar lick, a pleasant beat, and a hell of a singalong chorus, the song has a personable and comfortable fit right away. Meanwhile, the stop-start stomp of “Lighter Than Air” runs with confidence and tight musicianship. The sounds on Everything’s Amazing might be somewhat singular, but that doesn’t keep Candy Hearts from trying something new, like slowburner “She’s So Cool”, or multiple vocalists on “I Want Out”.

Also much more confident is singer Mariel Loveland. She’s still somewhat quiet, but much less airy and more adventurous in her range. The whole band has this confidence and they (although I loathe the expression, it applies here) expand their sound; Kris Hayes (or Loveland, whoever’s doing lead guitar) throws in many more riffs and has a more expressive method of playing. The rhythm section steps it up as well, Christina Picciano acts as the band’s secret weapon through her attack and release drumming (see: “Ashbury Park”), and Greg Baldwin’s bass grounds arrangements that could fall apart on their own.

Everything’s Amazing & Nobody’s Happy” perfectly captures the album’s lyrical dichotomy. Tunes like “What I’m Made Of”, “Everything’s Alright”, and “Lighter Than Air” stay positive in spite of, well, everything, because “growing up takes a couple tries”. But there’s songs where nobody’s happy, too. That sudden feeling of “I don’t know you anymore” on “Sleepy Kisses” is absolutely heartbreaking, and “I Want Out” speaks of the frustrations that drive plenty of great pop punk. The most telling lyrical one-two on the album is the tradeoff between “She’s So Cool”‘s down and out insecurity and “Good Enough”, which does its best to embrace those same emotions.

Most of these songs entirely succeed. Not that the opening two songs are bad, but the four song run beginning with “She’s So Cool” and ending with “Ashbury Park” hits an early high. The slower tempo of “She’s So Cool” marks it as a definite grower, and “Sleepy Kisses” is absolutely affecting. Towards the end of the album, “Jawbreaker” kicks the band into high gear again, and they play the shit out of “What I’m Made Of”. Not every song works, though. Fortunately and unfortunately, the two weakest tracks on the album are paired next to each other: “When I’m With You” and “Something Special” put a six minute lull in the middle of the album. You certainly couldn’t call either song bad, but they’re uninteresting compared to what’s around them.

Everything’s Amazing & Nobody’s Happy is still an enjoyable start to finish record, though. The musicianship is tight, the hooks are solid, and the positives more than pick up the slack left on the lesser moments. The album’s incredibly human, and speaks to young adults still trying to figure life (and themselves) out. Even though life gets tough, there are some people that have a resilience and an optimism that says “I’m in for the long haul”, and Candy Hearts is one of them. Four and a half out of five stars.

tl;dr: Candy Hearts show what they’re made of, 4.5/5.

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