Radio Rant: P!nk – Fuckin’ Perfect

Hm, what can I rant about this week? There’s a new Far East Movement song in the Top 10, but “Like a G6” doesn’t really inspire me to listen to it (well…yet). I could review “Black and Yellow”, but fuck the Steelers. Hey, there’s another P!nk song, that works.

I’ve never really been a P!nk fan. I mean, sure, as a genre-hopping pop performer, she’s been able to put out consistently decent material, but I’ve never felt particularly drawn to her. Part of that might be that I’m a guy, since while P!nk’s songs aren’t gender exclusive, there’s an implication of “I’m writing for girls” in just about every song she’s released. Not that it’s a problem, but it does make her fairly one-dimensional as an artist, which is both a good and bad thing.

And so we arrive at “Fuckin’ Perfect”, the other “new song enticement” for fans to buy her Greatest Hits…So Far!!! compilation. P!nk’s voice has always been great for “this is who I am” songs; she’s the right mix of talented enough to be a pop star while being imperfect enough to show vulnerability. It’s made her startlingly poignant, and without that, songs like “Don’t Let Me Get Me” and “Sober” would feel hollow. Once again on “Fuckin’ Perfect”, P!nk’s voice is right on target.

“Fuckin’ Perfect” seems like it was made with going on a greatest hits comp in mind. The pop-drum beat and acoustic guitar (which make up the backbone of the music) don’t feel particularly 2011, but oddly retro for a time that shouldn’t be retro yet. The melody in the verse isn’t anything especially original, but for the song, it works pretty well. Line by line, these lyrics aren’t that great, but as a whole, they really convey the vulnerability of the song.

But “Fuckin’ Perfect”‘s best part is, without a doubt, the chorus. P!nk’s delivery on “Pretty, pretty please/Don’t you ever, ever feel” feels absolutely genuine and heartfelt. The music’s pretty strong, too; the beat becomes singular and focused, and the production never pushes too hard. On the second repetition, some strings come in to add a nice touch.

Most pop songs tend to eat it in the second verse, but “Fuckin’ Perfect” actually has a really strong one. It’s a call to stop beating up on yourself for any reason, and to overcome your challenges. A little hokey, yeah, but P!nk’s delivery sells it. To avoid some of the copy and paste nature of the second verse, the strings from the chorus come back in (good choice by veteran producer Max Martin).

The bridge is another “I’m P!nk” affair, and because she actually has a personality, it’s got a good chuckle or two (her enunciation on “They don’t get my hair” and the muttered “Why do I do that?” at the end particularly stand out). But the last chorus is the best part of the song. The beat hits a little harder, the usual vocal double tracks are great, and the instrumentation pulsates. The other great thing about P!nk’s voice is that, when she wants to, she can actually belt, and the end of “Fuckin’ Perfect” is better for it.

So yeah, overall, I really do like “Fuckin’ Perfect”. It actually sounds like a genuine “be yourself” song (more on that in a minute), the production is pretty solid, and it’s fairly catchy. At the same time, though, it could be better. It’s a little too overproduced; more organic instruments could flesh it out more, and playing with the dynamics a little bit would make the chorus hit harder. Overall, still a great song.

Hearing a sincere “be yourself” song was nice. Somewhere around November of last year, everyone got it in their head that “Yay! You’re you!” was an instant ticket to the top. It started off well enough with Bruno Mars, but then Ke$ha got in on the act with her bullshit “We R Who We R”. And now, Katy Perry’s fake, plastic “Firework” is fucking everywhere, taking it from a tolerable song to one I absolutely abhor. If someone else releases a “This is who I am” song, I swear…

"Born This Way" single release date: February 11th, 2011. Friday.

…help…

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My Top 10 Favorite Albums Ever (5-1)

Over the course of putting this list together, I realized I really tend to like concept/theme albums. Year Zero and, by proxy of being a musical, Little Shop were concept albums, while Good News (life, death, existentialism) and Jar of Flies (addiction, depression) were really theme heavy.

5. Oasis – (What’s the Story) Morning Glory? (1995)
Then there are albums that are great just because they’re a fine collection of songs. What makes (WtS)MG great, to me, is that it’s such a great rock album; no big ideas, no pretensions, just 12 (ok, technically 10) stellar, well-crafted songs. It’s the sound of a band being a band. Despite cultural overplay, “Wonderwall” is still a great song, and the same earnestness captured there is in the mournful “Cast No Shadow”, and the hopeful “Don’t Look Back in Anger”.

But what every band that makes a career out of Wonderwall knocks-offs forgets is that Oasis were successful because they had more than one mood. Noel Gallagher was a consummate songwriter, jumping from sweet or silly (“She’s Electric”, which funnily enough, was playing in a restaurant while I had dinner with my girlfriend’s family for the first time) to biting and nasty. Liam’s voice could manage that kind of jump, too, he goes from being The Guy That Sang Wonderwall to snarling on “Morning Glory”. And of course, there’s the epic closing track “Champagne Supernova”. More bands need to make’em like this.

4. Arcade Fire – Funeral (2004) 
For an album recorded amidst so much death, Funeral is full of life. In 2004, when most indie rock was too cool for even itself, Arcade Fire created one of the most emotionally freewheeling, cathartic albums of the decade. Funeral succeeds because it commits 100%: there’s no instrument the band won’t use, singer Win Butler delivers every lyric like his life depends on it, and several songs go past energetic and become chaotic.

One thing that makes Funeral so unique is the communal aspect of it. The frequent gang vocals, the expanded band line-up, and “Neighborhood” songs include this, but on another level, this might be the last great singular Album. In a culture riddled with scenes, subscenes, blogs, filesharing, and splintered opinions, a single cultural consensus like the one on Funeral is hard to find. It may even be impossible. But dammit, music like this invites us to try, anyway.

3. Weezer – Pinkerton (1996)
Boy, Rivers Cuomo. These days, he’s seen as a quirky older uncle who’s good for a crossover hit every now and then, but his finest hour half hour saw him more unhinged. In fact, he was totally unhinged; Pinkerton begins pulling away layers of “I’m ok”s or “Don’t worry”s with “Tired of Sex” (featuring Rivers doing some absolutely throat-destroying vocals), and ends with the stripped-away, no-frills “Butterfly”.

And between those two bookends is probably the best mix of grunge and pop rock we’ll ever see. Depressed trappings aside, “The Good Life” is quirky exuberance, and even though it crosses into “creeper” territory, “El Scorcho”‘s chorus is insanely cute. The hooks are present all over, and even though the public might hate you for it, Pinkerton is one of the most oddly singalongable works out there. It’s weird, ugly, loud, jarring, and awkward, but so damn likeable at the same time.

2. Nirvana – MTV Unplugged in New York (1994)
It would be impossible for me to have made this list without a Nirvana recording. Nirvana was my gateway band; they were the first non-shitty band that I gave the “favorite band” moniker to, and they set me on the way to my core tastes today.

So why MTV Unplugged in New York and not In Utero or Nevermind? That’s a total personal choice. The first Nirvana record I bought was the self-titled greatest hits. Unplugged came next, and this was the big “Whoa” record for me. The lush instrumentation, Cobain’s understated showmanship, and the outright funeral atmosphere all did it for me. The chosen material, too, was perfect. “Come As You Are” was the only hit that night, allowing for deeper cuts like “Pennyroyal Tea”, “On a Plain”, or the better-than-the-album version of “Something In the Way”. And, of course, the once in a lifetime performance of “Where Did You Sleep Last Night?” If In Utero was Cobain’s nihilistic suicide note, Unplugged is his oddly sublime funeral.

1. The Smashing Pumpkins – Siamese Dream (1993)
This is not a perfect album. Lyrically, it errs on the “woe is me” side, Billy Corgan’s voice is…well, his voice, it’s overwrought, it could be shorter, and it nearly broke up the band. Why is it my favorite album?

Because in spite of all that, it’s really good. Siamese Dream sounds desperate, but not without lots of ambition. It’s a very meticulously put together album, and nothing shows that more than Billy Corgan’s army of fuzzed out guitars. The music really carries this album; the guitar work is stellar, Jimmy Chamberlin’s drumming is fierce, and any extra instruments add great touches. The album covers a lot of ground (pop, metal, ballads, etc), but the trifecta of “Soma”, “Geek U.S.A.”, and “Mayonaise” (in my opinion, the Pumpkins’ best song) is the best part.

I can put this album on any time and instantly enjoy it, and it’s oddly…mine. I mean, out of all my friends, I think I’m the only one who’s really familiar with it. And that’s not the usual “Oh, it’s obscure, therefore I like it” bull, that’s the “This feels personal” aspect that you get with a favorite.

Well, thanks for reading, and here’s to another 100 and beyond!

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My Top 10 Favorite Albums Ever (10-6)

Wow, 100 blog posts.

Ok, technically only 86 since I started plugging this site and writing regularly, but every little bit counts, right? I just want to say thanks all for reading, this has been a lot of fun for me, and hopefully it’s been a lot of fun for you, and here’s to a bunch more down the road. I thought I’d celebrate my first milestone by doing my top 10 favorite albums of all time. This is by no means a “THESE ARE THE BEST EVER” list, this is just “These are my top 10 favorite albums as a person”.

10. Little Shop of Horrors (Broadway Revival Cast) (2003) 
And the winner in the category of “Pick I’m Most Likely to Take Shit For” is…the 2003 Revival Cast version of the musical Little Shop of Horrors. I used to be a pretty major theater kid, and I still throw on a few select show recordings if I’m in the mood. Little Shop is pretty much my favorite show; it’s dark, it’s funny, and it doesn’t take itself obnoxiously seriously (ahem). And the music is awesome; gracefully aging doo-wop, funk, and lots of harmonies. I sang some of it on stage in high school (top row, far left), and I still sing along with it now.

9. Alice in Chains – Jar of Flies (1994)
Imagine: You’ve been on a long tour promoting your newest, possibly most loved, album. You toured the world. You went on Lollapalooza. You got back home and found an eviction notice on your door because you didn’t pay your rent. Your lead singer has a heroin addiction. You go into the studio almost to avoid being homeless.

Such is the story of Jar of Flies, written and recorded in a week. This EP manages to be a perfect mix of sadness and depression, yet there’s a beauty about it. It’s in Mike Inez’s bass riff on “Rotten Apple”. The oddly joyous chorus of “No Excuses”. The late Layne Staley’s voice on “Nutshell”. It’s as if the band is telling you things suck, but we all know what that’s like, and we’re here. It’s perfect music for a day filled with bad news. And speaking of bad news…

8. Modest Mouse – Good News For People Who Love Bad News (2004) 
A perfect example of my favorite album being totally different from what’s best. I will always maintain that The Moon & Antarctica is Modest Mouse’s crowning work, but I’ve gotten way more mileage off of Good News. I have to be in a special set of circumstances to love The Moon & Antarctica, but I can pop Good News in any time, any day of the week and enjoy it. A rarity for Modest Mouse, most of Good News is pretty accessible; the opening trifecta of “The World At Large”, “Float On”, and “Ocean Breathes Salty” is perfect pick-up-and-play indie rock. Even if it’s not the better album, it’s definitely more enjoyable; soft songs like “Blame It On the Tetons” counteract louder tunes like “Black Cadillacs”, and Issac Brock’s lyrics do more than show why he’s one of the best songwriters of our day. I could certainly use more news like this.

7. Nine Inch Nails – Year Zero (2007) 
Another case where “favorite” and “best” diverge. Yes, The Downward Spiral will probably always be remembered as Trent Reznor’s one-in-a-million masterpiece, and I have nothing but good thoughts towards it, but Year Zero was actually my first NIN album, and the first electronic album I ever bought. There’s a lot of different sounds; rockier stuff like “The Beginning of the End” and “Capital G”, but total electronic showstoppers like “Vessel” and “In This Twilight” that go somewhere else entirely. And it’s not an all around downer like most of NIN’s output, I mean, it’s not upbeat, but it’s not “I am sad, so very, very, sad” music, either. And unlike a lot of the other albums on this list, Year Zero is still fairly low key in the music community, which is kinda refreshing.

6. Sonic Youth – Daydream Nation (1988) 
Have you ever had a moment while listening to new music when suddenly everything just clicks, and you say, without any hesitation, “I love this”? About five minutes into opener “Teen Age Riot”, when that hyperactive riff kicks back in, I knew I was a Sonic Youth fan. Daydream Nation is the sound of a band at it’s creative peak; at times a whirlwind of detuned, frantic rock (“Silver Rocket”), and at other times, it’s completely beautiful (the fadeout of “The Sprawl”). It’s pretty much all of Sonic Youth’s qualities with only the positive sides showing; the poetic lyrics, loads of riffs and ideas, and ambition a plenty. It’s probably the weirdest album on the list, but I definitely suggest checking it out, you might be surprised.

This post is super long already, part 2 to come later!

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Mini Mixtape #13

The White Stripes broke up this week. So what better tribute then a White Stripes Mini Mixtape?

The White Stripes – You’re Pretty Good Looking (For a Girl)
One of the most basic pop songs ever written, but there’s something endearingly cute about how stripped down it is.

The White Stripes – Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine
Pure rock and roll swagger back with killer riffs and a fleet-fingered couple of solos.

The White Stripes – Fell In Love With a Girl
Perhaps one of the most urgent singles of the past decade, “Fell In Love With a Girl”‘s hook-a-second energy leaves you for more the second the last cymbal crash ends.

The White Stripes – Ball and Biscuit
12-bar blues, seven minutes, and 3 absolutely ear-destroying solos that would make Jimmy Page blush. It doesn’t get better than this.

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