Radio Rant: B.o.B feat. Rivers Cuomo – Magic

There’s an awful lot of period action in that title isn’t there? Anywho, this is one that I wanna get to before it falls off the charts, and seeing how it’s barely in the Top 20 this week, I figured I’d jump on that now.

So this is B.o.B’s third single, and the follow up to summer smash “Airplanes”, which features Hayley Williams. And that was the follow up to “Nothin’ on You” which featured Bruno Mars. And “Magic” features Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo.

See a pattern yet?

I have to say, by this point I’m confused as to why B.o.B’s afraid to stand on his own on a single. Scant clips I’ve seen here and there prove that he can at least sing a little (the unplugged version of “Magic” is noteworthy here), and now that all three of his singles rely on someone else handling the chorus. While it’s not a bad thing, it kind of undermines B.o.B’s capabilities as a solo performer.

But back to the song at hand, “Magic”. Since we hear him first, let’s first talk about Rivers. Now, it should be well known at this point that I’m a Weezer fan. Hell, I gave Hurley four stars. And this chorus borders on silly stupid. “I got the magic in me/Everytime I touch that track it turns into gold/Except Can’t Stop Partying/And Everybody Get Dangerous/And We Are All on Drugs/Everybody knows I got the magic in me/When I hit the flow (floor?) the girls come snapping at me/Now everybody wants some presto magic” then he says “Magic” a few more times. Alright, not the best, but it’s fun to sing to. And especially dance to.

Which is the overall biggest strength of this song: it’s dancey as hell. And not get-my-tan-on-and-fist-pump dance, I mean silliest-dance-you-can-think-of dance. The backing music is some sort of processed guitar and drum machine with some cheezey synths thrown on top. Not as slick as “Airplanes”, but this whole song is rooted in silly so I can’t complain too much.

But back to Rivers. The first few times I heard this song, I liked his cameo well enough. I mean, I wasn’t crazy about it, but I thought he did pretty well. But then once I listened to Hurley a few times, well…this is Cuomo in “Magic”. This is him on Hurley. After listening to his Weezer output, Rivers sounds dead on “Magic”, like he’d rather be anywhere else (like, say, hunting for sex). After hearing how delightfully crazed he sounded on Hurley, his performance on “Magic” just doesn’t sound up to par.

But then there’s B.o.B. I read somewhere that he said Andre 3000 (from Outkast) is one of his influences, and you can really see that here. His rapid fire approach works alright on the first verse, which reveals “Magic” to be a G-rated boost track with lines like “Pick a verse, any verse/I’ll hypnotize you every line/I need a volunteer, how ’bout you, with the eyes”.  It’s refreshing after the seriousness of “Airplanes” that he’s able to loosen up and write something this silly. And he gets so awesomey goofy on the second verse. B.o.B starts off pretty solid, but once he gets to the point where he degenerates into gibberish for a second, he really takes off. Lines like “I break all the rules like Evel Knievel” and “I kick it like Adidas” are too silly to be taken seriously.

Actually, now that I think about it, is the whole song a giant potshot at boast tracks? I mean, boast tracks are usually the most straight faced, solemn, macho songs in rap, and this is just silly with a nerd bend. So is “Magic” trying to get at something here, or am I reading too much into it?

Either way, this is kind of a tricky one to call. Cumo’s flat-line of a performance and the production are both rather uninspired, but B.o.B’s skill and the outright fun of the song do so much to counter that. There’s worse out there. Like the fact that Rihanna has another song in the Top 10. See ya!

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New Music: Stereotori

So we all like music here, right? Yes? Good, because I have something I’d like to share with you. New artist Stereotori contacted me last week with a few of her songs, and asked me to pass them along. These are great songs; catchy, well-crafted, and still fun.

To give you a bit of background, Stereotori hails from Russia. She’s an opera singer that graduated from the Russian Academy of Theatrical Arts, and moved to LA to pursue a career in pop music. In LA, she’s met with producers Wally Gagel and Xandy Barry who have worked with some pretty big names (The Rolling Stones, New Order, Jessica Simpson, Rihanna, and Gorillaz to name a few). And the songs the three of them worked on are the songs she sent to me. To us. For free. She wrote me, “I’m happy to share it for free as I believe it’s not about the money at all. Music is created to bring emotions to people and that’s what I feel I should devote my time to.”

So let’s take a look, shall we?

“G.F.Y.” http://www.stereotori.com/download.php?f=GFY.mp3
“G.F.Y.” is the first song I looked at because hey, it’s first alphabetically. It opens with an energetic little synth-riff before Stereotori’s voice kicks in. Honestly, the first time I heard the chorus I was torn between dancing and singing along (dancing won). This song begs club play with it’s bouncing electronic beat, and what really sells it is Stereotori’s confident and carefree delivery.

“Midnight Song” http://www.stereotori.com/download.php?f=Midnight_Song.mp3
Whereas “G.F.Y.” featured heavy use of a vocoder, “Midnight Song” shows Stereotori standing on her own vocally (and she does a damn fine job). Layers of electronics build up on this great love song that lends itself to late night listening and arms swaying in the air. It’s nearly 5 minutes long, but doesn’t feel it, and for a pop song that’s an accomplishment. This deserves radioplay.

“White Shoes” http://www.stereotori.com/download.php?f=White_Shoes.mp3
Another slice of club-ready electro-pop. Instead of a fuck-off, this time Stereotori sings about that great feeling you get when you just dance. With it’s dance beat and funky bassline, “White Shoes” sounds like a 21st century disco cut that doesn’t let up. I could definitely see myself dancing to this, and I can’t dance at all. Another one I could see on the radio.

Just a few quick notes on all three songs. The lyrics never push any boundaries at all, but they never stray into bad territory either. And with Stereotori, I get the feeling it’s less about what’s being sung and more about the fun of singing in the first place. And that’s what these songs are, they’re fun. Anyone who remotely likes anything on the radio right now (especially Lady Gaga) should grab a listen.

Stereotori Online
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Stereotori/154920977860991
http://www.stereotori.com/
http://www.myspace.com/torigreat
http://www.abouttori.com/

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Mini Mixtape #2

Welcome to Ranting About Music’s newest weekly post, Mini Mixtapes. Four songs every Friday that I just feel like sharing with the world. Enjoy! Hm, I feel like doing a theme this week. To celebrate the release of Hurley, let’s do a Weezer mix.

Weezer – The World Has Turned and Left Me Here (1994):

The first “sad” some in Weezer’s discography still stands as one of their best. From the acoustic strums to the final blast of feedback, “The World Has Turned and Left Me Here” might as well be a template for half of the world’s weaker emo bands.

Weezer – Burndt Jamb (2002):
“Burndt Jamb” comes off of Maladroit, which is by and large forgotten by well, just about everyone. The loud-soft dynamic is used to great effect here, and the quiet parts have an oddly jazzy vibe to them. And hey, it works.

Weezer – Susanne (1994):
This is essentially 50s doo-wop run through early Weezer distortion. The falsetto backing vocals make this one work so well.

Weezer – The Good Life (1996):
Far and away my favorite Weezer song. Quirky, a little sad, off the charts energy, and a scream along chorus. That bridge/final chorus combo is to die for.

See you next week!

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Radio Rant: Bruno Mars – Just the Way You Are

I need a subject for a Radio Rant…who’s in the news?

Huh. Really? Bruno Mars got arrested for cocaine possession? Eh, he probably thought it was flour. Well, good enough.

I think my exposure to Bruno Mars is pretty much the same as everyone else’s. The twerp pretty much came out of nowhere earlier this year by getting featured on B.o.B’s first single, “Nothin’ on You”. And then in this summer he showed up again, this time in Travis McCoy’s “Billionaire”, putting him in two bigger releases this year.

And amazingly enough, he’s used those two cameos to make me already want to punch him in the face. You know those guys who use music solely as a way to get girls? That’s Bruno Mars. Seriously, everything from his meticulously tilted fedora to that wide-eyed look into the camera and that stupid smile he always has (he’s even using it in his mugshot of all places!) to that wussy falsetto voice he uses exclusively is a tactic to make girls think he’s cute. I’m sure he wishes he wrote “I’m Yours”, “Half of My Heart”, and “Hey Soul Sister” so that he could “woo the ladies”.

But now he’s able to join the d-bag elite with his new single, “Just the Way You Are”. I…honestly, this Radio Rant almost isn’t even fair. Before I’d even heard the song, the fact that I knew who was singing it and what the title was already told me everything about it. But that isn’t fair. Let’s get going.

Maybe he’s insincere about it, maybe not, but the message behind this song is one that needs to be said. In a time where songs like “Tik Tok” and “California Gurls” go number one, it’s refreshing to hear a song that celebrates people for who they are. I know a frequent complaint I have in RR’s past has been faulty songwriting, but these lyrics are fine. Even if they could have picked a better choice to illustrate a girl being “amazing just the way you are” in the video.

Let’s see, what else have we got here…ah, the music. Mars ditches the traditional tool of the jackass looking to get girls (the acoustic guitar) in favor for a laughably easy piano part which is pretty much the equal of acoustic strumming. That drum part borders on overbearing, though. There’s also a few bells and whistles that take the form of…er, a bell and some nebulous keyboards here and there, too. And it’s one of the better arranged songs I’ve heard in a while, everything here sounds essential and doesn’t detract from the song.

Then there’s Mars’ singing. I’ll be honest, I legitimately thought it was a girl singing the first part of the song. But that said, I actually like the way he sounds in the verses when he uses his “lower” voice. Once he gets into the chorus, he turns back to the usual high-pitched wailing that irks me every time. And he sounds over-sincere. Like, AvA Tom Delonge over-sincere. The bells add a nice touch though, and not one you hear in a lot of pop.

I did a quick fact-check on Mars and found out that in addition to his two features, he’s done some studio work as a producer and a songwriter. This explains a few things, like why it sounds well done without being ruthlessly professional. But the amateurism kicks in too, “Just the Way You Are”, while being a relatively good song, isn’t a particularly memorable one.

Well, I think that’s about it. I didn’t end up hating this like I thought I would; it’s actually a nice, if not terribly catchy, song. Oh, and when I did that check on Mars, I also found something else. Direct quote from him regarding his singing voice: “I blame that on me singing to girls back in high school. Girls love it when you croon to them. Maybe that’s why I do a lot of falsetto.”

So he…he sings this way just because he used his voice to get girls?


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